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Heather Mills' Vegan Food Company Vbites Goes Into Administration


Doctor to patient

“I have good news and bad news”

Patient - “what’s the bad news ?

Doctor- “ I m afraid we ve amputated the wrong leg”

Patient “ oh my god no ! What’s the good news ?”

Doctor “ you’re other leg is getting better……”
Alternatively.....
What's the good news doctor?

I've sold your slippers to the bloke in the next bed.
 
I light heartedly pointed out to a Remoaner here that they needed to move on with their life and received a 2 point warning from an unnamed moderator. Apparently amputee jokes are fine though.
I am one myself since the vote but I wouldn't bother reporting someone for telling me to move on :) Perhaps some folk take things a bit too much to heart.
 
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