Harry Kane

[ajthemackem]

I've never known what to make of Kane.
He has that ability that Charlie Wyke had of simultaneously looking like a total carthorse and still managing to score a hatful of goals.

 

[Dodgy]

... no nothing numpty

I'm sorry, but...

I've never known what to make of Kane.
He has that ability that Charlie Wyke had of simultaneously looking like a total carthorse and still managing to score a hatful of goals.

He's f*cking superb. How the feckity f*ck can anybody possibly think he looks like a carthorse?

 

[Zweiguys]

I'm sorry, but...

It’s lost on him.

 

[Dodgy]

It’s lost on him.

Superb though, marra.

 

[TikaTakaTico]

It's a shame he wasted so much if his career at Spurs tbh.

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

I've never known what to make of Kane.
He has that ability that Charlie Wyke had of simultaneously looking like a total carthorse and still managing to score a hatful of goals.

A carthorse? I think he looks quality nearly every time he plays

 

[callum]

I've never known what to make of Kane.
He has that ability that Charlie Wyke had of simultaneously looking like a total carthorse and still managing to score a hatful of goals.

 

[Ricci's Special Kebabs]

I've never known what to make of Kane.
He has that ability that Charlie Wyke had of simultaneously looking like a total carthorse and still managing to score a hatful of goals.

What a way to confirm you know fuck all about football.

 

[Zweiguys]

It's a shame he wasted so much if his career at Spurs tbh.

I think it’s commendable that he showed loyalty and did his best to get them over the line. He didn’t waste anything. Levy wasted him.

 

[tomsafc10]

I've never known what to make of Kane.
He has that ability that Charlie Wyke had of simultaneously looking like a total carthorse and still managing to score a hatful of goals.

Clueless

 

[ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK]

Just heard that in Germany a hat-trick only counts if it’s done in one half of a game. Also there can’t be another scorer in between the 3 goals.

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[ajthemackem]

Just saying what I see.
Mind I thought Haaland looked a total carthorse in his first game in the Charity Shield so what the fuck do I know.

 

[Turnip from the Tip]

If he hadn’t made it as a footballer I could imagine him leading a similar lifestyle to that of Rodney Trotter.

 

[Lukas73]

nice bloke, World class footballer...will get a hat full over there and good luck to him..

 

[Turnip from the Tip]

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I knew that it had to be 3 goals with nothing in between but didn’t realise it had to be in the same half. Almost impossible that like - especially as they don’t have Sheffield United to shoot against over there.

 

[ErichZann]

I've never known what to make of Kane.
He has that ability that Charlie Wyke had of simultaneously looking like a total carthorse and still managing to score a hatful of goals.

I know what you mean, his demeanor is strange and he does not seem very mobile or athletic. Love him though he definitely does the business.

 

[Exapno Mapcase]

I've never known what to make of Kane.
He has that ability that Charlie Wyke had of simultaneously looking like a total carthorse and still managing to score a hatful of goals.

The first time I saw Kane I was impressed by just how much time he spent harrying defenders and always looking to drag them all over. His game has changed, often drops deeper - not seen him at Bayern Munich so that might have changed - but his ability on the ball is always good. Even tongue in cheek, a comparison with Wyke is ridiculous and I'd love a carthorse like that playing for us

 

[tunstallhill]

He's f*cking superb. How the feckity f*ck can anybody possibly think he looks like a carthorse?

me dar says the same thing. because he's not lightening quick, massive, strong, tricky or flash in anyway, he seems to just go unnoticed on the pitch (as far as strikers are concerned) by people who aren't properly watching the game.

yet pretty much every single half chance he gets hits the back of the net, and has done season after season for years. he's just a natural goal scorer, you can't teach it. just like Lineker and Shearer. only a modern version

 

[Dave Hosselhaff]

me too

 

[Latka Gravas]

me too

What you’re shocked, or you were also born in 1992 ?