Harry Kane

[yossarian31]

The phrase flash in the pan was made for this lad, utter shite

Looks woefully out of form
It will come back

 

[banned user]

You've reported me haven't you

 

[cluffy]

Cheers mate but I live in the real world not a fantasy one

 

[Hongkongphooey]

You've reported me haven't you

Yep

 

[Kernowmac]

If you have Harry Kane in a fantasy team look to substitute asap. What he had last season has gone.

He looks poor and did in the summer, but he was shit at the beginning of last season too. Seems to tale him a month or two to get going but I expect hr will do

 

[Noggin]

If you have Harry Kane in a fantasy team look to substitute asap. What he had last season has gone.

Identical start to last season....... That didn't turn out to shabby.

 

[banned user]

Yep

 

[Bombadil]

He's awful. I don't know how he's done so well for the past 2 seasons.

 

[8 JLB]

He's changed his slicked back hair and as a result gone to shit.

 

[Dexter]

VINKELOIDS ASSEMBLE

@Grammar Police
@Fetch Fletch
@naughtynose

 

[cluffy]

He looks poor and did in the summer, but he was shit at the beginning of last season too. Seems to tale him a month or two to get going but I expect hr will do

that Human Resources eh, sticking their nose everywhere

 

[Perryqhill]

If you have Harry Kane in a fantasy team look to substitute asap. What he had last season has gone.

A little bit of advice: he starts slow every season and people doubt him, then bangs in 20+goals.

 

[squashjoe]

I like him, his Achilles heel seems to be his aerial ability.

 

[Bear]

I like him, his Achilles heel seems to be his aerial ability.

And after match interviews

 

[lurker]

Lasted 2 seasons. Canny flash

Thick as f***ing pig shit

People used to say beckham sounded dim in interviews, he sounds like Barack Obama compared to this f***ing prize div

 

[CheersMarra84]

People used to say beckham sounded dim in interviews, he sounds like Barack Obama compared to this f***ing prize div

What? A lying cunt?!

 

[lurker]

What? A lying cunt?!

A great orator

 

[Cheesy Feet]

I've a feeling he may discover his goal scoring touch on Sunday.

 

[squashjoe]

I've a feeling he may discover his goal scoring touch on Sunday.

After that you might be right.

 

[Deleted User 18963]

He is class to be fair.