Happy Birthday Pancho



Pancho it's your birthday
And God bless you this day
You gave me the gift of a moderator
And I'm proud of you today

Pancho it's your birthday
Happy birthday Pancho
Pancho it's your birthday
Happy birthday Pancho

I wish you love and goodwill
I wish you praise and joy
I wish you better than your heart desires
And your first kiss from a boy

Pancho it's your birthday
Happy birthday Pancho
Pancho it's your birthday
Happy birthday Pancho

Yeah!
 
Arkle said:
Pancho it's your birthday
And God bless you this day
You gave me the gift of a moderator
And I'm proud of you today

Pancho it's your birthday
Happy birthday Pancho
Pancho it's your birthday
Happy birthday Pancho

I wish you love and goodwill
I wish you praise and joy
I wish you better than your heart desires
And your first kiss from a boy

Pancho it's your birthday
Happy birthday Pancho
Pancho it's your birthday
Happy birthday Pancho

Yeah!
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No mention of "Bancho", ignored the opportunity to rhyme "morning" and "warning". Even tying in "giving bans away" with "birthday" would have been a start.

Shocking.

Did sneakily call him a puff though so at least that's one thing.

Arkle said:
Aye, I just took the original Simpsons lyrics and substituted out Lisa for Pancho and 'little sister' for moderator. Wasn't sure how to replace that line though so left it in...
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I wish you lots of goodwill
I wish you threads of joy
I wish you better than banning Lambro
Then you can go on the hoy.

:rolleyes:
 
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One of my favourite lines from the Likely Lads is Terry's birthday where he thinks everyone has forgotten. His Mother says his bedroom stinks and hands him a card she's forgotten to sign while she's spraying the aerosol around. He opens it and improvises the verse:
'I wish him joy, I wish him well, I wish his bedroom didn't smell'.

Probably funnier to watch than explain! :lol: Happy birthday (I'm sure you don't smell). :D
 

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