Buzzcock
Striker
Nah but Mrs Rollins three caravans down got a pan of boiled tatties knocked over. Needless to say, words were had from a few of the local lads, and the potatoes were replaced the next day.
The portaloos have been flipped a few times since though.
Aye, one lad lost an eye after someone turned his own shiv on him in Frankland prison. All over an awning, sad really..
I bet he laughs about it now though eh ?