Guess the virus for the next Pandemic

[Banter King]

Many of the top elites are warning us of a new Pandemic, they must have crystal balls. Current runners are listed, please vote for your next deadly virus

 

[Squat]

ebola would have to mutate into a faster spreading variety.

 

[FatCat2402]

I liked to hope if I live til I'm 68, I'm capable of behaving like an adult.

 

[Banter King]

I liked to hope if I live til I'm 68, I'm capable of behaving like an adult.

Al older people will come down to the level they are trying to get the message across to

 

[Billericay Dichio]

Al older people will come down to the level they are trying to get the message across to

In English please.

 

[bomber]

Lizard Pox.

 

[FatCat2402]

I see that the poll has been a huge success

 

[Banter King]

I see that the poll has been a huge success

Yes Avian Flu is leading. Well done that person.

 

[wisemensaysteve]

Where is Covid24 on that list? those Chinese won't be denied

 

[FatCat2402]

Yes Avian Flu is leading. Well done that person.

 

[Hettonlass]

Seagull Pox

 

[PTR]

I see the new Indian variant of Covid is trending, and fuck me, the tweets are exactly why I removed anything I've ever put on Twitter. Its a cesspool.

 

[Enable]

Kier starmer pox’23

 

[Banter King]

X is coming and its deadly

 

[zinedine]

Seagull Pox

How to get around this virus. Just karate chop them in half.

 

[Harry Gates]

Poxy Twat.

 

[Silly Point]

Mysterious pneumonia outbreak 'overwhelms Chinese hospitals with sick children'

Alert issued to global scientists as infection tears through schools in Beijing and Liaoning province

www.standard.co.uk

 

[FatCat2402]

Mysterious pneumonia outbreak 'overwhelms Chinese hospitals with sick children'

Alert issued to global scientists as infection tears through schools in Beijing and Liaoning province

www.standard.co.uk

Oooh, marvellous!

 

[wisemensaysteve]

I still have half a box of facemasks and 3 bottles of sanitiser, I'll be fine

 

[Sam Handwich]

Nothing frightens the public more than their kids dying. There was mitigation with old folks during Covid19 as they'd "Had a good innings"
Gotta have a good USP for the next pandemic.