Comeback_Kenwyne
Striker
He'd been booked, by a tw*t of a ref, He wasn't as bad as you're making out.
He doesn't press and he doesn't sit. He half presses meaning the man behind is always in a couple of yards of space, without the benefit of actually closing down the player with the ball.
He does this maybe one hundred times a game. He's a f***ing fraud. If they can't make a defender out of him - a more reactive position - I think he should retire. He's terrible.