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[ChicagoCat]

Limerick foiled in audacious Roy Keane bid

http://www.independent.ie/sport/soc...iled-in-audacious-roy-keane-bid-35732042.html

Limmerick tries an audacious one. Only one reason it could have been foiled.

Bring. Him. Home.

 

[Daniels]

Limerick foiled in audacious Roy Keane bid

http://www.independent.ie/sport/soc...iled-in-audacious-roy-keane-bid-35732042.html

Limmerick tries an audacious one. Only one reason it could have been foiled.

Bring. Him. Home.

He doesn't want to manage again?

 

[Bear]

 

[martinlumley]

There was a young fella called Keano,
who was sat at home reading the Beano,
then Limerick phoned up,
'Please win us the cup?',
He said better try Tony Cascarino.

 

[Aldridge Prior]

There once was a man called Roy
Who Sunderland used to employ
He loved to wank dogs
Til they spunked in his gob
But now he prefers to drink soy

 

[silas80]

There was a young man called Keane
Who thought Ellis Short was a bit mean
He got us promoted
And we all supported
Stick it up your bollocks! Bring him home!


The end needs a bit of work like

 

[PitYacker]

There was a young man called Keane
Who thought Ellis Short was a bit mean
He got us promoted
And we all supported
Stick it up your bollocks! Bring him home!


The end needs a bit of work like

Love the sentiment though

 

[Geronimo]

He doesn't want to manage again?

He never really has apart from that one season fluke with us in the Championship.

Been a disaster thereafter

 

[MonkwearMoth]

There was a young man called Keane
Who thought Ellis Short was a bit mean
He got us promoted
And we all supported
Stick it up your bollocks! Bring him home!


The end needs a bit of work like

Just the end?! Rhyming promoted with supported is pushing it too! Got me in bits tho, kudos

 

[jayjaysafc]

There was a young fella called Keano,
who was sat at home reading the Beano,
then Limerick phoned up,
'Please win us the cup?',
He said better try Tony Cascarino.

Quality

 

[Randy Ostrich]

When Keano was boss, how we cheared
Then he grew out a beard that looked weird
Went wrong without Quinn
Now the club's in the bin
Can we have him again once he's sheared?

 

[Sidewinder2]

Limerick foiled in audacious Roy Keane bid

http://www.independent.ie/sport/soc...iled-in-audacious-roy-keane-bid-35732042.html

Limmerick tries an audacious one. Only one reason it could have been foiled.

Bring. Him. Home.

never happen nor would would I want it to

 

[Doctor Diesel]

BRING HIM YEM

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[Randy Ostrich]

We once had a chairman with blarney
Who was famous from here to Killarney
Gave the club to a Yank
Whose performance was wank
Now we can't flog it for two pints and a sarnie

 

[silas80]

Just the end?! Rhyming promoted with supported is pushing it too! Got me in bits tho, kudos

Aye the second line doesn't really scan either. So apart from the last four lines it's pretty solid

 

[wigwams]

There once was a man called Roy
Who Sunderland used to employ
He loved to wank dogs
Til they spunked in his gob
But now he prefers to drink soy

There was a mag called prior
A compulsive liar,
he thinks he's a wee bit wacky.
He'd log in each day,
With nothing to say
Whilst sucking off dogs for baccy

 

[Aldridge Prior]

There was a mag called prior
A compulsive liar,
he thinks he's a wee bit wacky.
He'd log in each day,
With nothing to say
Whilst sucking off dogs for baccy

That's not a limerick

Can't deny the accusations though.

 

[GBSAFC]

Limerick foiled in audacious Roy Keane bid

http://www.independent.ie/sport/soc...iled-in-audacious-roy-keane-bid-35732042.html

Limmerick tries an audacious one. Only one reason it could have been foiled.

Bring. Him. Home.

the was a boy named roy from cork
who'd spit his dummy and would walk..
if a beard was grown
insanity was being sown

 

[The Beautiful Game]

BRING HIM YEM

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When did we sign Giles Barnes?

 

[ChicagoCat]

There once was a man named Roy
Who knew how to play em like a toy
He took us to first
When we surely looked cursed
Come on home old boy

There was a young man called Keane
Who thought Ellis Short was a bit mean
He got us promoted
And we all supported
Stick it up your bollocks! Bring him home!


The end needs a bit of work like

Audacious limerick bid foiled by be last line, eh?