Gillythedilf
Winger
Thanks Karen ,nice to be back xLovely to have you back xx
Ps I've just been stung by a bloody wasp, it fecking knacks
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Thanks Karen ,nice to be back xLovely to have you back xx
Ps I've just been stung by a bloody wasp, it fecking knacks
Are you in Africa?Lovely to have you back xx
Ps I've just been stung by a bloody wasp, it fecking knacks
Nee curtains in Africa.Are you in Africa?
Must be a novelty then when they come over here .Nee curtains in Africa.
Are you in Africa?
What did you do to piss the wasp off?Nor stockbroker belt Durham @The Voice Of Reason , it's a lovely warm evening here
What did you do to piss the wasp off?
I thowt the little fecker was deed , I was taking my makeup off and noticed what I thowt was a deed wasp on the bedroom carpet, used a tissue to pick it up and wham the bastid zapped it's venom into me as its parting shot.
Hurt ye not, fair maidenI might feel better if you wrote me a poem
got excited there. Thought he'd copped a banWhat happened to your avatar?
FfsGillythediff
Once had a quiff
Pulled young birds and the odd MILF
Now he's bald
Married, watching Eastenders
And his balls wiff.
I have always assumed you were married? Get romantic as fuck and get her married quickly man.Ffs
You've been talking to the fiancé .?
She will always be my "fiancé ",makes the bairns cringe and she gets all giddy when I say it .win-winI have always assumed you were married? Get romantic as fuck and get her married quickly man.
You know the score then!!She will always be my "fiancé ",makes the bairns cringe and she gets all giddy when I say it .win-win
I’m back me che’s,
Had a tough time over the last couple of months with our lass not being owa clever and people trying to die left right and centre ,so needed no distractions .
Hurt ye not, fair maiden
Though the sting may be bad,
Just feel fortunate, calm
Know the stinging,
It don't hurt like loneliness stings
In a heart broken and so sad.