Getting a meff in at Christmas

[Clean Bristow]

Any of you Mag dog eggs fancy popping round so I can fire lit matches at you?

 

[cornish mackem]

Crystal?

 

[42]

You speaking cockney now?

 

[Clean Bristow]

You speaking cockney now?

Yeh bruv, gangsta innit blud

 

[wigwams]

Will you have any crack by then? If so yes

 

[Clean Bristow]

Will you have any crack by then? If so yes

Unlikely , I ran out of original stuff in 1991.

 

[RichD]

Meffing...

 

[wigwams]

Unlikely , I ran out of original stuff in 1991.

Fuck it can I bring my own beer then?

 

[Thackeray]

Bugger I was actually going to do this one and invite you round in the OP.

Damn!

 

[monkeytassle]

And parsnip

 

[marathon9]

Op can't afford a lighter... Scatter...

 

[Clean Bristow]

Op can't afford a lighter... Scatter...

I chucked all of my limited edition zippos at a tramp.