Firsts for SMBers in 2018

[Nipple Salad]

Well I think this is probably as good a thread as any.

In April, I'm going to become a Dad for the first time
Sunderland baby grow has been purchased. I'm going to pass on this rollercoaster of emotions to the next generation!

Congratulations

You'll be getting a different kind of Nestle fist changing all them nappies!

 

[The King of Um]

Well I think this is probably as good a thread as any.

In April, I'm going to become a Dad for the first time
Sunderland baby grow has been purchased. I'm going to pass on this rollercoaster of emotions to the next generation!

Congratulations!

Mind, do have to warn you: kids are mental. Is like sharing your house with dwarves on a meth binge.

 

[CatRyan]

You just said loads more waste though. I reckon you lose about 1/5 of anything.

The waste is due to cutting cabbage down to fit in to the processor not from it getting caught in the mechanism.

 

[The King of Um]

The thread for us all to post when we’ve done something, seen something or been somewhere for the first time ever in 2018.

I’ll go first. Yesterday I saw a kingfisher in the flesh (feather?) for the first time. Really striking - flash of extremely vivid blue.

Started my new job officially. Might well be the last job I do for the next ten years to retirement as there's nowhere really to go above that, unless something goes wrong, or things outside the day job go very right, which is a weird thought as I feel about 14 still.

 

[Hair Flick]

Started my new job officially. Might well be the last job I do for the next ten years to retirement as there's nowhere really to go above that, unless something goes wrong, or things outside the day job go very right, which is a weird thought as I feel about 14 still.

I reckon this will be my last one of any significance as well. Fingers crossed it works out well for you.

 

[Keawyeds]

Congratulations

You'll be getting a different kind of Nestle fist changing all them nappies!

Thanks!
I've been warned the first one has the power to make people pass out and vomit at the same time.
That's the standard I aim for.

Congratulations!

Mind, do have to warn you: kids are mental. Is like sharing your house with dwarves on a meth binge.

But what a weekend that was...

 

[becs]

Watched a football match in 3D

 

[miltonunez9]

First game of football this year.
Shooting left a bit to be desired.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Saw a Lumiere (first time ever).

Very underwhelmed with what I saw albeit not the full thing.

 

[123SunTan]

First thread on PF with no replies.

 

[Son of Stan]

Well I think this is probably as good a thread as any.

In April, I'm going to become a Dad for the first time
Sunderland baby grow has been purchased. I'm going to pass on this rollercoaster of emotions to the next generation!

Well done! I think I probably mean congratulations. Anyway, we await news of the baby's name with great interest - Chardonnay Blu for a girl and North by North West for a boy would be my guesses.

I'm changing underpants

What to - silk shorts?

 

[stephen cartwright]

Well done! I think I probably mean congratulations. Anyway, we await news of the baby's name with great interest - Chardonnay Blu for a girl and North by North West for a boy would be my guesses.


What to - silk shorts?

On bank holidays only. I have a collection of 7 different coloured Y fronts for daily wear.

Tomorrow's are red obvs

 

[Son of Stan]

On bank holidays only. I have a collection of 7 different coloured Y fronts for daily wear.

Tomorrow's are red obvs

Y fronts.
Last time I saw a pair of them was when I inadvertently walked in on the technician at work getting changed. His were grey. So was my face.

 

[stephen cartwright]

Y fronts.
Last time I saw a pair of them was when I inadvertently walked in on the technician at work getting changed. His were grey. So was my face.

Just jesting. I was on bus to hetton once and saw a washing line of seven pairs of Ys . Wondered what they wore on wash day?

 

[Son of Stan]

Just jesting. I was on bus to hetton once and saw a washing line of seven pairs of Ys . Wondered what they wore on wash day?

That's nothing my neighbour regularly has 14 thongs on the line of a weekend. Yes. I've counted them.

 

[riffraff]

Played my first ever game on an iPad: Football Manager 18.
SAFC are romping the championship and I’ve no idea wtf I’m doing. Grabban has scored 34 already and it’s only mid January 2018! I’m toying with the idea of catching up for a few days until it’s in sync then playing day by day in real time if you know what I mean. One day in the game played on the corresponding day in real life.
You just know Bournemouth won’t sell him to me and we’ll struggle next season without him if we go up and I’ll get sacked or they’ll recall him in this transfer window or he’ll get injured next game or summit.............it’s the safc way.

 

[I'm Spartacus]

I bought a coat from Greenwoods. f***ing Greenwoods man. It just jumped out at me shouting I'm warm, cheap and sensible. I only went in looking for dress strides for a christening for fucks sake..

Nooooooooooooo..

If my life was a flight, the captain would be turning the no smoking signs on and throttling back in preparation for landing.

 

[Billy Rocket]

Start work in a new job in the morning. First day at work since last November and I'm really looking forward to it.

Good luck mate, how's it going?

 

[Wizards Sleeve]

First thread on PF with no replies.

No you haven't.

 

[Hair Flick]

Good luck mate, how's it going?

Good thanks. The group I'm working with all seem switched on and helpful to get me up to speed quickly. Boss is very hands off, trusts me to know what needs to be done and to get on with it, and no unrealistic targets or owt.

Early days obviously, but signs are all positive so far.