First mail you'll get posted.

[safcrob]

What will it be? Take a guess

TV Licence
Car insurance
Energy bill
Threatening letter
Something else

If any of these do happen then it's purely coincidence.

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

Ever?

What’s your address Crob, number 4?

 

[box2box]

First letter I got after Christmas was a fine from the dvla relating to late payment of road tax …. From July 23 £80.

 

[Katylala]

Still bored Rob?

 

[Arthur80]

Probably a charity bag.

 

[junglist31]

I've ordered some extra small condoms. Hopefully arrive today.

 

[safcforever]

Hopefully the rest of my presents

 

[Big Jeff]

Mine will be an Amazon delivery left on my step in the rain by the driver who did not have the patience to wait for me to unlock my door.

 

[beverly macca]

Menu. Deffo.
Or
Slimming world leaflet.