Fireman Sam..... err, fired!

Stubbs ftm

Winger
Fireman Sam used to be canny in the late 80s early 90s when Sam used to make contraptions and whatnot and Bella Lasagne (wow, racist much?) was setting fire to her cafe and Norman Price was being a complete bellend.

When it went off and came back on revamped it was bound to be shite.
Norman is still a little ginger wanker. He needs an asbo or putting in a young offenders prison, the little arsonist.
 

kingmonkey

Winger
Norman is clearly a troubled child without effective parental supervision.

The amount he has cost local emergency services without social services getting involved is fucking scandalous, its a huge safeguarding issue and its cost the taxpayer millions
This!
Complete waste of money for pontypandy to have a fire station. All they do is sort out the shit caused by that little bastard.
How much arson does a troubled kid cause before the authorities get involved.
Probably down to tory cuts or brexit.
 
Norman is clearly a troubled child without effective parental supervision.

The amount he has cost local emergency services without social services getting involved is fucking scandalous, its a huge safeguarding issue and its cost the taxpayer millions
He's been raised by a single mother and bad one at that. Obviously he is crying out for a father figure and believes Sam is that man. Now Norman will be shooting up in the back alleys of Pontypandy because Sam has got the bullet.
 

Toronado

Central Defender
What a load of crap.

If a women watches Fireman Sam and from that deduces that women aren't allowed to be firefighters,
then you're the sort of person the Fire Brigade don't want, you're thick.
This is exactly dead on ! Worked with the right kind of female fighter and the wrong kind but anyone influenced in thei real life decisions should be in a mental home never mind a decent job
 

wilberforce

Winger
barking ! and the bob the builder reference is spot on, what's the difference...…….
but just change it to firefighter sam, just like the job has, problem solved 👍 😎
 

PJH

Striker
On the plus side it's not because he's a male mascot.

It's about the fact the character is known as 'fireman' a term the fire service is trying to distance from.
 

S.S.R..

Midfield
Can we all go online and request what kind of fireperson we want in the event of being trapped in a burning building and all the right-on folk can get the 5'6" lass who'll advise you over a loudhailer to fling yourself out of the window.
 
Spokesman for the fire service said that Sam was "dated" and that there were better characters they could use for recruitment.

Given that you need to be 18+ to be a fireman, I'm not upset that they've axed Sam.... I'm more worried that they were using him to recruit adults in the first place.
 

Keawyeds

Striker
Norman is still a little ginger wanker. He needs an asbo or putting in a young offenders prison, the little arsonist.
See I think that's the kind of attitude that sent him down this path.
Being ginger is nothing to do with him being an arsonist wanker.
But people telling him being a ginger arsonist wanker as a whole is part of the problem.

That said, he's a little shithouse who needs thwapping with a firehose
 

Stubbs ftm

Winger
See I think that's the kind of attitude that sent him down this path.
Being ginger is nothing to do with him being an arsonist wanker.
But people telling him being a ginger arsonist wanker as a whole is part of the problem.

That said, he's a little shithouse who needs thwapping with a firehose
Possibly, but hes done it that often he deserves all the shit he gets.

As someone said he does it for attention off his dar. But I dont think it's one of the fireman. I reckon his dar is postman pat, who saw early on what a bellend his son was so fucked off to be a postie elsewhere
 

Paddy O'Dors

Striker
Possibly, but hes done it that often he deserves all the shit he gets.

As someone said he does it for attention off his dar. But I dont think it's one of the fireman. I reckon his dar is postman pat, who saw early on what a bellend his son was so fucked off to be a postie elsewhere
Greendale iirc. Sipping Mrs Goggins a length.
 

ARs biscuit

Goalkeeper
This!
My friends is why the interweb was invented (along with searching for boobs and bits).
If we can have this highbrow level of discussion sorting shit out we could save brexit, the u.k and next the WORLD....
 

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