Favourite Sunderland conspiracy theory

[NiallFin]

Apparently he answered the phone to Roy Keane with the Budweiser “wasssuuppp??” and Roy rightfully thought he could f**k off.

It was his voicemail message wasnt it?

 

[Grimes]

Isn't the SOL cursed because some geordie construction workers buried their shirts under it when it was being built?

I like the shearer ones on here about sitting outside the curry house in his car blaring his horn until someone comes out to take his order

 

[djilobodjiitist]

Thomas Helmer never played because Bobby Saxton didn’t like him after a training session

I heard he cut the brake cables on his car. There was a theory doing the rounds that Helmer called out Reid and Saxton for workplace racism, and this was the real reason that they ended up signing Milton Nunez - to disprove Helmer's theories that they wouldn't sign non-white players in an ironic way...

 

[Fats]

Isn't the SOL cursed because some geordie construction workers buried their shirts under it when it was being built?

One construction worker working on the undersoil heating stuffed a mag shirt in one of the inlet pipes. First time it got cold & they tried to use the heating, it wouldn't work.

 

[not spavin]

Sunderland Red Bull.

That was nailed on to happen every summer for about a decade.

 

[Fulwellmackem]

Ariel Ortega passed his medical, accidently walked in the blandford for a coffee…the rest is history