Favourite Sunderland conspiracy theory

[herra soul mob]

Before we signed him Ricardo Gabbiadini was mean to be a better player than his older brother.
As it transpired the former is in me all time worst 11 to play for us.

 

[ighty seven]

- we nearly signed Maradona
- Atletico Madrid play in red and white because of us
- we were not founded in 1879

 

[ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK]

Don't forget the Sundelland t-shirts anarl.

Ended up like this!

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ALS got rid of them though

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[prideofhylton]

There was talk of a hotdog in a burger bun i seem to remember.

 

[Barry Quizshow]

An immovable chod in one of the bogs (West Stand?).

 

[rokerexile]

Rueben Agboola stuck a false tache on afor ivry game

Roobeeen!!! Those were the days!

 

[martsafc]

Apparently he answered the phone to Roy Keane with the Budweiser “wasssuuppp??” and Roy rightfully thought he could f**k off.

That’s what I’ve heard too.

Ended up like this!

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ALS got rid of them though

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Thankfully. I could imagine my son buying me one of those as a Father’s Day present.

 

[Dredd]

Was drinking in the Hilton bar years ago before we played United with a united supporting mate who is black
This is an important
Old bloke comes up to us starts talking about footy. And then started saying 'tell you what ever since we get certain kinds of players in the league the refs look the other way when they're come here and give them the penalties, Sterling and that Sturridge "
Points to my mate and goes
' but not all of you are like that I know that"
And walks off
Was very odd

 

[c032745y]

Alex Sabella was going to sign for us but the taxi went through Suddick on it's way to Roker Park...

 

[bobpc30]

Alan Curbishley was actually due to be appointed following Keane leaving us but got off the wrong metro station on way to the SOL in 2009 and subsequently got lost, never to be seen again.

No way

 

[johnny kayo]

Steve smelt has still been unable to remove his tight shorts

 

[burgerboy90]

William Storey was a character created by Stewart Donald to make him look like a safe pair of hands in comparison

 

[AuroraTigers]

Remember the rumour about Ferguson maybe selling Scholes. Absolutely ridiculous and as if he’d come to us man

Didn't Richard Ord say in his 'autobiography' that Man Utd wanted him and were offering a swap deal with Scholes + cash?

I'd have to dash to the nearest charity shop to confirm this though.

 

[Flip]

Apparently he answered the phone to Roy Keane with the Budweiser “wasssuuppp??” and Roy rightfully thought he could f**k off.

I thought that was in Keanes autobiography?

 

[Wearson]

I thought that was in Keanes autobiography?

So did I, I was just answering a previous post.

 

[mackem1989]

A lad a drink in the club with is convinced we got relegated on purpose so we could rebuild

 

[beam1234]

Paul Scholes was seen in the Roker cafe.

It was Springs wasn’t it?
Also
That everyone was making illegal payments and using straw expenses on the books but the League wanted to make an example of us.

 

[Swindon On Tour]

Sunderland already knew Swindon were not going to be promoted in 1990 thus never turned up on the pitch after the 5th minute.

 

[MunkyHeed]

Who was sold for sleeping with Kev’s wife again?

Niall’s wife.

 

[AuroraTigers]

Isn't the SOL cursed because some geordie construction workers buried their shirts under it when it was being built?