Favourite Sunderland conspiracy theory

[Dredd]

KLD doesn't want us promoted to and would be quite happy for us to flounder about in the championship

 

[Bow5853]

Peter Reid binned off Lionel Perez because he was in a homosexual relationship with his hairdresser…

This is actually true because I'm the hairdresser

 

[dangermows]

On the eve of the 73 cup final our players went over to Amsterdam and got off their nuts with a load of Feyenoord players. The Dutchies were used to the weed so were fine. Our lot missed the ferry but the Dutchies came back over, in wigs and stuck on taches, and played the final (and won) in disguise.

 

[CostadelRoker]

Peter Reid binned off Lionel Perez because he was in a homosexual relationship with his hairdresser…

His boyfriend owned the mag barbershop in Hebburn

 

[Skylon]

Peter Reid was shagging mucky grays ma.

 

[Barry Quizshow]

Jack Rodwell was a footballer.

 

[Skylon]

Barry siddal was a member of the k.l.f!

 

[Thatheaderman]

Rueben Agboola stuck a false tache on afor ivry game

 

[BrettAngelDelight]

Jack Rodwell just needed a good preseason

Kildare was actually salmon pants

Kildare was Methven like

 

[PaulG]

Rumours and innuendo but conspiracy theories?

 

[SPUFF]

Just regaling us all with his fantastic career, it could have been right after that night game he got the sack

Sunderland squad not fit for purpose in this division

I’m sorry marra, but I nearly spat my toast out at your first sentence :lol::lol::lol: This is just like the previous annual "will finish mid table" thread every year despite the evidence to the contrary.

www.readytogo.net

 

[hank williams]

Thomas Helmer never played because Bobby Saxton didn’t like him after a training session

Well documented they did have a falling out no conspiracy at all

 

[Rocky77]

Lee Cattermole and Margate Byrne joined forces to give him a bumper new deal then for a certain player to misbehave so Byrne could be sacked. She then became an agent of Lee Barry and enjoyed his wealth

 

[Half way line]

The mags were going to take six easy points off us and we were down by Christmas.

 

[Rocky77]

Lee Cattermole and Margate Byrne joined forces to give him a bumper new deal then for a certain player to misbehave so Byrne could be sacked. She then became an agent of Lee Barry and enjoyed his wealth

Margate Byrne is Margaret Byrne's sister , lives by the coast

 

[Struts]

Bent was scuttling Bruce’s daughter

 

[NickSAFC]

I think the username was something original like sunderland123456789

Thread 'Sacking Grayson the easy choice.' Sacking Grayson the easy choice.

 

[woodlebert]

Thomas Helmer never played because Bobby Saxton didn’t like him after a training session

Isn’t this true? Why didn’t Helmer play?

 

[Flea Market Trader]

Stuart Donald doesn’t really have a daughter.

 

[JL1985]

Salvador Cabanas shot himself in the head because he didn’t want to play for Steve Bruce.