Favourite Sunderland conspiracy theory

[gonzalo]

Rory Delap always had the long throws in his locker he just chose not to use them because he hated playing for us

 

[Lipso]

Thomas Helmer never played because Bobby Saxton didn’t like him after a training session

 

[robbie54]

Milton Nunez had 8" taken off his legs so he could play in Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Pantomime over Christmas break.

 

[SafcForever1879]

Covid season when we missed out on play-offs

 

[Seaham Towny]

Peter Reid binned off Lionel Perez because he was in a homosexual relationship with his hairdresser…

 

[jobe]

Sallis Samad last season was just signed as a cheer leader

 

[halfpast3]

Thomas Helmer never played because Bobby Saxton didn’t like him after a training session

They did fall out

 

[Lucky1985]

If you say @gonzalo three times whilst looking in the mirror,
Steve Bruce will appear behind you and dust himself down and then blame a referee

 

[Barry Quizshow]

Jan Koller can still be heard roaming the passageways at Seaham Hall, unable to find his way out.

Gino Peruzzi is on a remote island still awaiting rescue after his plane flew off course and came down next to Amelia Earhart's in a bizarre twist of fate.

 

[Hendon Mad Frog]

The monorail had plans drawn up

 

[mjs042]

9th place can still get you Europe this season

 

[Lucky1985]

Robbie Keane is still sat, pen in hand, waiting to sign a contract in the carpark of the AOL, suffering from rickets having had to survive on a diet of Dominoes pizza for 15 years now

 

[BrettAngelDelight]

Thomas Helmer never played because Bobby Saxton didn’t like him after a training session

Is this not true? I'm sure this is true.

 

[Alchemist]

Last season was too early for promotion

 

[Grimes]

Not really a conspiracy but the night Grayson was on here posting was canny funny, obviously never proved but it was definitely him

 

[Big Sharp Teeth]

Alan Stubbs never technically signed for us. He was just dared by the other Everton lads to turn up and act all confident as if he had just joined, but it all went a bit Ferris Bueller.

 

[JAZZMANB]

Marc almond sorted 10 lads out in market Square bogs

 

[Stormo]

Paul Scholes was seen in the Roker cafe.

 

[gonzalo]

Not really a conspiracy but the night Grayson was on here posting was canny funny, obviously never proved but it was definitely him

This is too good to be true? What sort of shit was he saying? Methven type stuff? Or was he as self pitying on the board as he was in real life?

If you say @gonzalo three times whilst looking in the mirror,
Steve Bruce will appear behind you and dust himself down and then blame a referee

Yous have never taken to me because of me geordie roots

 

[HoxtonMackem]

Alan Curbishley was actually due to be appointed following Keane leaving us but got off the wrong metro station on way to the SOL in 2009 and subsequently got lost, never to be seen again.