Fantastic Things About Warm Weather In The UK

[dangermows]

Lads with their tops off.

 

[Grammar Police]

Outdoor wanks without the scrotum painfully contracted like a walnut.

 

[Dennis]

Dragging the settee into the front garden with a coolbox full of lager and getting my pigeon chest out

 

[Charmless Man]

Jumping in the Wear in Durham half naked then having a bit pagger with the local doormen.