Famous last words...

[cornish mackem]

I'll never forget my granda's final words.
"Fuck me, a bus"

Chubbys in

 

[bobpc30]

“Bring me a bullet-proof vest.”
— James W. Rodgers, convicted murderer when asked if he had a last request before dying by firing squad

 

[c032745y]

“Bring me a bullet-proof vest.”
— James W. Rodgers, convicted murderer when asked if he had a last request before dying by firing squad

Also, another killer on his way to execution asked if he had any final words said "Yes I have!" but then didn't say anything more

 

[lurker]

Who’s there?

- Jill Dando

 

[waddy999]

Either this wallpaper goes or I do...- Oscar Wilde.
Fuck me... what a lot of Indians! - General Custer.

 

[marathon9]

Freddy mercury said... Sex was always a pain in the arse...

 

[tenpins]

Chubbys in

Correct.

 

[marathon9]

Just going for a shower... Gary Rhodes...

 

[lurker]

Is that any better?

- Rod Hull
f***ing hell I’m bored

-Michael Hutchence

 

[Scimmy]

Either this wallpaper goes or I do...- Oscar Wilde.
Fuck me... what a lot of Indians! - General Custer.

What the hell's got into those Indians?? They were ok at the dance last night!!

 

[ErichZann]

Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.

Che Guevara

 

[Duracel Funny]

‘Look, a speed boat kids’

kirsty McCall

 

[peachy]

"don’t worry, there isn’t."

Michael Fish confirming there wasn't a hurricane on the way.

 

[Duracel Funny]

"don’t worry, there isn’t."

Michael Fish confirming there wasn't a hurricane on the way.

Don’t think they were his last words iirc

 

[peachy]

Don’t think they were his last words iirc

I don't think "famous last words" just means the ones said before dying? They were famous last words because he said no hurricane and then there was one.

 

[wigwams]

Is that any better?

- Rod Hull
f***ing hell I’m bored

-Michael Hutchence

Quick Emu, grab that f***ing drainpipe

 

[super noodles]

'I bet Twitter is f***ing class tonight"

-The Queen

 

[NewAdventuresInWiFi]

“Good Lord”

American Werewolf tube scene before he gets ripped to pieces.

 

[lurker]

How’s it going Donald? long time no see...

-Jeffrey Epstein

 

[Old Prestonian]

What a place to plant a f***ing tree.

Marc Bolan.