Eurovision FINAL thread 2018

[Hongkongphooey]

Bomb every country that didn’t vote for us, that’s a lot of bombs. And ps fuck you europe

 

[dom]

When did Eurovision get so gay?

 

[OohBaldyBally]

Bomb every country that didn’t vote for us, that’s a lot of bombs. And ps fuck you europe

We pretty much have man, that’s why we don’t win

 

[errant]

An ultimate WADnt singing a forgetable song won. Can we enter Rodwell singing cheer up peter reid next year on banjo? Wouldnt do any worse.

If Bain was watching this tonight, I reckon Avram Grant will be manager by Monday morning...

We pretty much have man, that’s why we don’t win

I love history...

 

[Doberman]

a fat, ugly, weirdo so the whole of Europe takes the chance to prove they're not judgemental again.

 

[tynevalleyblackcat]

That's classic Eurovision. I called the winner before the voting with my grown up daughters by text who were watching it elsewhere. They both favoured the Czech Republic. Bloody amateurs, been watching this for years and since when did the best song or performance win?

Just wish I'd put a bet on.

 

[Daffy]

Hasn’t lost its comedy value
What a heap of shite

 

[FootballFan]

Well we have to respect the democratic vote I suppose, like Brexit.

 

[Edinburgh Black Cat]

An ultimate WADnt singing a forgetable song won. Can we enter Rodwell singing cheer up peter reid next year on banjo? Wouldnt do any worse.

It's not forgettable though, it's the opposite. It's a kpop type song that is really catchy and does well on social media.

4/1 with quarter odds for top 4 was buying money. Wish I never bottled the £20 each way I originally planned to put on.

 

[The Hesford Diet]

a fat, ugly, weirdo so the whole of Europe takes the chance to prove they're not judgemental again.

We done that with Steve Bruce.

 

[Deleted member 31333]

That fat lass could have curled one out in the centre of the stage for her act and she'd have still won

 

[Hongkongphooey]

We pretty much have man, that’s why we don’t win

Oh, good

That fat lass could have curled one out in the centre of the stage for her act and she'd have still won

She’s got a cock, nailed on

 

[look out piano]

I say we send Chas & Dave next year ffs .

 

[Snappy]

That fat lass could have curled one out in the centre of the stage for her act and she'd have still won

Wouldn't been a damn sight more attractive

 

[Chappers]

12 months to next one.

 

[King Kareoke]

Do you reckon if Suri had reperformed at the end she would have done better (I know probably not)

 

[skullmeister]

Don't come home Siri. You're an embarrassment

Bottler.

She had the chance to rattle it out again and get the old sympathy card going but said she was happy with her performance. Yeah great apart from the bit when someone ripped the mic out your hand before being rugby tackled off the stage.

 

[tunstall birdman]

We pretty much have man, that’s why we don’t win

 

[Hongkongphooey]

I say we send Chas & Dave next year ffs .

Snooker loopy or rabbit rabbit?

 

[look out piano]

Snooker loopy or rabbit rabbit?

A medley of their greatest hits xx