Erling Haaland

[Deleted member 43869]

Born in Leeds, get him signed up Gareth.

If only. He's already started for Norway unsurprisingly.

 

[ErichZann]

Man Utd coud have had him the bellends

 

[IAmZlatan]

I don’t like Dortmund but they’re fantastic to watch at the moment.

In Haaland and Sancho they’ve got the two best teenagers in Europe

What’s your beef with Dortmund? Most people I come across respect them, genuinely curious.

 

[Pat Pending]

Signed for Dortmund for £20m - that's half a Joelinton!

 

[Smartin]

Signed for Dortmund for £20m - that's half a Joelinton!

Or 3/4 of an Ndong.

 

[Ghfd]

If only. He's already started for Norway unsurprisingly.

Have they qualified for euro 2020? I can’t remember

 

[Deleted member 43869]

Have they qualified for euro 2020? I can’t remember

In the playoffs which accounts for the generously long odds. They have to contend with Scotland, Israel and Serbia.
I bet the odds shorten dramatically after his performance tonight.

 

[Ghfd]

In the playoffs which accounts for the generously long odds. They have to contend with Scotland, Israel and Serbia.
I bet the odds shorten dramatically after his performance tonight.

They’ll qualify imo.

 

[Macho]

Man Utd coud have had him the bellends

Why didnt they?

 

[Ghfd]

Why didnt they?

Mentioned elsewhere, would not deal with his agent wanting £3 million

 

[Onmywayallan]

What’s your beef with Dortmund? Most people I come across respect them, genuinely curious.

Up Liverpool’s arse plus I go to a few Schalke games, I stop short of saying I’m a Schalke fan cause I believe you only support one team (but I kind of am a Schalke fan)

 

[samaistonsrightfoot]

Man Utd coud have had him the bellends

Didn't want owt to do with Raiola after the carry on theyve had with Pogba which is fair enough tbh.

 

[Charmless Man]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1229871754128117767

Mate he’s a Norwegian Bugatti get on how fast he scales the pitch here

What the fuck

 

[SAFC 2012]

Absolute freak of nature. I always wondered if there will ever be a player who is so good that they just render all competition pointless due to the complete lack of a level playing field. He could be the one.

Did you sleep through messi and ronaldo?

 

[The Pallion Stallion]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1229871754128117767

Mate he’s a Norwegian Bugatti get on how fast he scales the pitch here

Jesus Christ

 

[Toddius]

Or 3/4 of an Ndong.

Oh god! This is a little too close to home for my liking. Another few million gets you the likes of Haaland. The money we've wasted...

 

[GiantHogweed]

He's been working goals with assists from Reyna's 17 yr old kid, Giovanni... Who himself got quite a goal a few days ago for dortmund

https://twitter.com/x/status/1225449115963838465

Youngest goal scorer in German cup history...

 

[Evester]

I don’t like Dortmund but they’re fantastic to watch at the moment.

In Haaland and Sancho they’ve got the two best teenagers in Europe

And they paid €20 million euro for Haaland and £8 million Sancho. With the exchange rate that is roughly £25 million combined. Either lucky or their scouting network deserve pay rises.

 

[jayjaysafc]

Or 3/4 of an Ndong.

1 & a 1/3rd assuming Ndong was 15m?

 

[AssensMackem]

Will become the best striker of his generation...