TheRey
Striker
My missus makes me laugh. Constantly tells me how "common" i am (and i admit i am common as muck, me parents are from the Old Kent Road ffs) and how it's embarrassing when we're out in public (for anyone who knows the area, she's from Slade f***ing Green!), yet she'll something like "faacken hell I've only got arlf a bo'le of wa'er in me bag" then gets annoyed when I point out the hypocrisy
love a common London lass too, especially towards Essex..wtf am i going on about haha