Elvis - Episode One

[nestegg]

Cryptic email just sent by Sunderland.

An Elvis Presley inspired away kit?

It's an all white away strip with flarey shorts encrusted with diamonds. Just like his jumpsuits he wore

 

[FalkirkMackem]

Am I the only one who thinks an Elvis inspired kit sounds tragic? WTF man? Why? Cos we sing WMS?

bore off man. can we not do something different for once like?

 

[Quinnymelad]

Elvis liking 13 year olds.

He's deed.

 

[Tman87]

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[El Gen]

I think it sounds crap like.

Saying that I thought our last pink effort looked decent on the pitch, just crap when the fatties in the stand tried to wear it.

horizontal stripes man. brutal

 

[Daniels]

Gonna start a rumour it’s a Bret Hart tribute shirt.

He is a MLF

 

[Zidane]

If its a third strip fine, would rather it wasn't main away strip.

 

[Walmo]

If its a third strip fine, would rather it wasn't main away strip.

They've clearly gone to a lot of effort for this so would expect it to be the away kit, not third strip.

 

[nelford_safc]

bore off man. can we not do something different for once like?

I just think it's odd.

 

[woodlebert]

No such song.

?

 

[Balti Man]

?

Wise Men Say. No such song.

No such number either but I digress.

 

[woodlebert]

Wise Men Say. No such song.

No such number either but I digress.

Have you never heard our fans sing it?

 

[Balti Man]

Have you never heard our fans sing it?

Yes. But there is no song with that title.

 

[woodlebert]

Yes. But there is no song with that title.

Isn't the song our fans sing called that?

 

[Balti Man]

Isn't the song our fans sing called that?

No. It is called 'Can't help falling in love'.

 

[woodlebert]

No. It is called 'Can't help falling in love'.

Funny, it seems to get called Wise Men Say loads more

Can't Help Falling in Love is the original Elvis version

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Apparently the kit should drop around Father’s Day

Home one in early July and 3rd in August

 

[Zen Den]

No. It is called 'Can't help falling in love'.

This crack is tiresome. We all know the original name. This isn’t a pub quiz.

Wise Men Say. No such song.

No such number either but I digress.

No such zone. Get one mate and if you don’t like it return to sender.

 

[FalkirkMackem]

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Looks like that god awful Everton kit

 

[lowesie1]

hope catering have stocked up on burgers

Stewy and Salmon Pants should have had him changing the seats on his own - 20,000 seats = 20,000 burgers.

Nearly a week's worth of burgers for old El - he'd have been like a pig in shit.