Drug parrot seized by police

[Churchlanelad]

Police seize 'super obedient' lookout parrot trained by Brazilian drug dealers

A parrot in Brazil has been seized by police after helping drugs gang. The funniest sentence in the article, for me, was “the parrot, who has not been named” made me laugh out loud.

 

[Pseudonym Number 1]

Wonder if they can make him talk.

 

[Charmless Man]

He’ll end up doing serious bird for this.

 

[wigwams]

Bet he sings like a bird

 

[Deleted member 26533]

Wonder if it just keeps repeating "no comment"

 

[snelleton]

Police seize 'super obedient' lookout parrot trained by Brazilian drug dealers

A parrot in Brazil has been seized by police after helping drugs gang. The funniest sentence in the article, for me, was “the parrot, who has not been named” made me laugh out loud.

I liked this bit

Alexandre Clark, a local vet, confirmed the parrot had not cooperated: “Lots of police officers have come by and he’s said nothing.”

 

[Rubberglove]

This will ruin his snooker commentating career

 

[Wilfy]

Wonder when he goes in front of the beak.

 

[WhoDrankAllTheBovril]

It will definitely end up behind bars for this.

 

[KeefBeer]

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Growing up our next door neighbor had an African Grey and it was the coolest. I think that little fucker had a larger vocabulary than most of us kids back then

 

[Captain Slackbladder]

Pieces of 8th.

 

[ilovehorswill]

He was watching at Christmas dinner, he knows what happened to birds that said too much

 

[wasnotwas]

If they get the parrot to talk, I hope it remains poll-ite?

It'll be a feather in the cap for the poll-ice if the parrot does squark.

 

[Skandhaless]

He's no stool pidgeon

 

[hank williams]

Wonder if they can make him talk.

 

[the boot]

I think @FannyByTheGaslight mentioned having a cockatoo in his jail cell as well. Wonder if they are related.