Does Alexa understand you...

[Keawyeds]

Ain't got one ... Hate people that have em...

What a ridiculous thing to say

It's a helpful little beast. Imagine hating people for having one! Tit

 

[joemcdokes]

What a ridiculous thing to say

It's a helpful little beast. Imagine hating people for having one! Tit

I imagined him in a Kevin and Perry type situation. ‘Have you got an Amazon echo’
‘Yes’.
‘I hate you’, arms swinging about and a face like shite.

 

[marathon9]

What a ridiculous thing to say

It's a helpful little beast. Imagine hating people for having one! Tit

I don't hate anyone who has had surgery.. Let alone having a boob removed.. Your weird..

 

[Keawyeds]

I don't hate anyone who has had surgery.. Let alone having a boob removed.. Your weird..

Wait... what?!

 

[GingerNick]

we have 3 around the house...they seem to have no problems with a north east accent

 

[CollingwoodFTM]

Missus sometimes does the shopping list and I get to the supermarket and I have trouble deciphering some of the stuff she has asked for.

Anyway

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-susGn7umMTI/XSGXsiC8lkI/AAAAAAAAua0/LwY-11CBe8IxsTfPyo4DFR9VIfmUwyt1wCLcBGAs/s1600/cheeses-alexa.jpg

That’s a Modern Family joke. Very funny one.
Baby Cheeses

 

[Keawyeds]

we have 3 around the house...they seem to have no problems with a north east accent

I've seen one totally ignore someone with a reasonably strong Scottish accent. She got well annoyed

 

[Teed]

I wouldn't have one in the house, and disable the one in Windows, stupid f***ing things.

 

[MattyM 09/109]

Alexa, learn my voice.

 

[bobster999]

turned ours off. was talking about bamboo socks the other week and an advert popped up for them.

It's listening all the time, it needs to know when keywords are said that activate functions

 

[Some Random Guy]

Mine kept getting stroppy and saying "don't talk to me like that" followed by "it's not what you said, it's the way you said it". Unplugged the bitch.

 

[Deleted member 23273]

Ain't got one ... Hate people that have em...

Neither do I. Can’t say that I even remotely dislike anyone who does though.

 

[joemcdokes]

I wouldn't have one in the house, and disable the one in Windows, stupid f***ing things.

The Mrs got mine for a Xmas present a few years ago, if it was a stupid thing I wouldn’t still be using it.

 

[marathon9]

Neither do I. Can’t say that I even remotely dislike anyone who does though.

I don't either really.. Just my silly sod son who thinks it the bees knees... Laughed my bollocks off when he told it to put the lights on and his microwave went ..ding..

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Alice, now i know about her, but Alexis ? Who the f**k is Alexis ?

 

[Teed]

The Mrs got mine for a Xmas present a few years ago, if it was a stupid thing I wouldn’t still be using it.

That's your opinion and option, it's not mine.

 

[Stray Cat]

Ours doesn’t understand Geordie or Brummie

 

[joemcdokes]

That's your opinion and option, it's not mine.

You’re basing your opinion on ignorance though, ya daft awld git.

 

[Stormo]

Getting one for Xmas. Solely for the music. Probs won’t use it for much else.

 

[Farfrom Athletic]

Don’t own an Alexa meself but at work we keep setting alarms for the middle of the night for me mate who has.

Hours of fun.