Dave Allen

[FootballFan]

Reckon I’d knack Lucas Browne?

I dunno

 

[Charles Eats Grass]

I dunno

I would, easily.

With body shots.

 

[vinegar hill]

Fuckin hell here’s Rocky Marshmallow.

 

[Charles Eats Grass]

Fuckin hell here’s Rocky Marshmallow.

I’m a handsome, heavy handed southpaw.

People with my ability don’t grow on trees.

 

[vinegar hill]

I’m a handsome, heavy handed southpaw.

People with my ability don’t grow on trees.

Well I’ve been told your nickname in the ring is “the artist”.
Not because you’re good but because you’re never off the canvas.

 

[Charles Eats Grass]

Well I’ve been told your nickname in the ring is “the artist”.
Not because you’re good but because you’re never off the canvas.

My nickname is ‘The Hendon Billy Hardy’.

And I’ve Never been on the canvas in my life.

Thought I got dropped before but then I woke up and shadow boxed for a fortnight.

 

[Bear]

You’d be dead within 30 seconds then.

 

[ajsafc]

Never been on the canvas in my life.

Thought I got dropped before but then I woke up and shadow boxed for a fortnight.

Beyond bordem you like

I’m a handsome, heavy handed southpaw.

People with my ability don’t grow on trees.

So you have a Hammer in your gloves & Do not decend from a tree ?

 

[yorkyexile]

I’d stop this man with body shots within 6 rounds.

Thoughts?

That`s some claim mind, you must be reet hard being able to beat a dead fower finger irish alchoholic

 

[vinegar hill]

My nickname is ‘The Hendon Billy Hardy’.

And I’ve Never been on the canvas in my life.

Thought I got dropped before but then I woke up and shadow boxed for a fortnight.

Well I’ve heard like a lot of heavy hitters you suffered from broken hands.
In your case though apparently it was because the referee was always standing on them.

 

[Charles Eats Grass]

Well I’ve heard like a lot of heavy hitters you suffered from broken hands.
In your case though apparently it was because the referee was always standing on them.

Dave Allen wouldn’t know his arsehole from his earhole after 6 rounds with me.

 

[vinegar hill]

Dave Allen wouldn’t know his arsehole from his earhole after 6 rounds with me.

Well, he’s a reet comedian.

 

[Kevj]

He was a fine comedian.

Lilly’s uncle anarl.

 

[Charles Eats Grass]

Im an absolute little divvy really.

Couldn’t throw a dart never mind a body shot.

 

[FootballFan]

Im an absolute little divvy really.

Couldn’t throw a dart never mind a body shot.

Too late mate now im afraid.

 

[Johnap]

I am confused I really thought this was about Dave Allen the comedian. Back to the beer...

 

[Charles Eats Grass]

Too late mate now im afraid.

I’d still knack you

 

[FootballFan]

I’d still knack you

Dream on mate.

 

[Charles Eats Grass]

Dream on mate.

So you’re a real ‘Tommy tough-head’ I take it?

 

[Cheesy Feet]

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