Daft stuff you’re into

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Barry Homeowner, Oct 13, 2018.

  1. Barry Homeowner

    Barry Homeowner Subs Bench

    I’ve got a bit of spare time on my hands so had a little think about some of the silly things I enjoy.

    - using those thick black peel-off face masks cos they feel nice when you pull them off.

    - eating a multi pack of crisps and biscuits within minutes of unpacking the shopping

    - growing my toenails out like talons and perching on the furniture like an owl. Sometimes with a cape for makeshift wings

    - falling to sleep listening to a podcast. Last Podcast on the Left in particular

    I’m not that bothered about hearing yours so the mods may as well lock this
  2. Slow joe

    Slow joe Midfield

    Replying to threads when the OP isn't interested in my post anyway.
  3. See ham biscuit2

    See ham biscuit2 Full Back

    I listen to audible/podcasts to fall asleep as well during the week
  4. Barry Homeowner

    Barry Homeowner Subs Bench

    I used to have them on the headphones when driving but I just associated it with sleep and fell asleep at the wheel a few times so knocked it on the head
  5. See ham biscuit2

    See ham biscuit2 Full Back

    Wearing earphones while driving is pretty daft like for a number of reasons.

    Mine play through the entertainment system
  6. Kevj

    Kevj Striker

    Is @Spug banned again?

    OOOSH YEAH Central Defender

    Used to collect shelves. Don’t bother anymore so suppose it isn’t relevant.
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  8. Amnorrageordie

    Amnorrageordie Midfield

    Who the fuck was this?
  9. CPK1979

    CPK1979 Midfield

    Carp fishing I’m probably in for £5k
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  10. Barry Homeowner

    Barry Homeowner Subs Bench

    Aye, I nearly learned the hard way. Thankfully the only times I had a prang it was late and no one was around.

    Never make that mistake again
  11. Fill my belly button with bird seed, sellotape worms to my chest and lay down in the garden topless.
  12. He’s below your post man ffs

    Keep up
  13. Barry Homeowner

    Barry Homeowner Subs Bench

    Knew of a lad who used to like letting bugs crawl on him. Ended up killing some folk. You should probably keep a lid on that
  14. See you’re into dogs mate
  15. Alreet Spug?
  16. Amnorrageordie

    Amnorrageordie Midfield

    Not Frijj then?
  17. HABA87

    HABA87 Winger

    Shelved that idea. Lollaz1!!!1!!
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  18. Aye, I've got nee intention to mention the killing I do.
  19. Barry Homeowner

    Barry Homeowner Subs Bench

    Forgot to mention a hobby of creating a bit of social media content.

    Quite high production quality considering it’s not monetised.

    I could probably take it down the YouTube route but just share it with a few family members who put up with it

    What made you pack it in mate?

    Boys will be boys and that

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