Colonoscopy

[look out piano]

Fentanyl is good though and you get pissed incredibly quickly later

I was gutted on my last one, they gave me Fentanyl but that was shit compared to the pethadine and morphine concoction I'd had years before - there was no Trainspotting floating on the ceiling, it was just blah and the consultant was cold as fuck.

 

[Deleted member 2014]

I can confirm it’s horrible!

I imagined it to be horrible.
My dad had both done, and he said the upper Endoscopy was the most uncomfortable of the two.

There's never a dull moment on here is there ?
Talking about shitting through the eye of a needle before, and the humongous farting after the colonoscopy

 

[Charlestonian]

I imagined it to be horrible.
My dad had both done, and he said the upper Endoscopy was the most uncomfortable of the two.

Never a dull moment on here eh ?
Talking about shitting through the eye of a needle before, and the humongous farting after the colonoscopy

I had them both done the same day, wasn’t fun at all!

 

[Deleted member 2014]

I had them both done the same day, wasn’t fun at all!

Aye my Dad did also.
Special offer of two for the price of one

 

[raindog]

2mm I'd be pretty confident that everything will be fine mate. I had a 1.65 cm serrated tubovillous adenoma removed 2 years ago, fortunately for me it had low dysplasia but I have to have a 3 yearly screening. I suppose it for the best but in the back of my mind it's like your sat on a ticking time bomb as it's part of a genetic connective tissue disease which unfortunately places me at greater risk of Bowel cancer, as well as the cause of me of my recent Heart surgery.

 

[Deleted member 2014]

Similar with me however I got to bed and went to sleep, shat me duds in bed, f***ing mare!

That could so easily have happened to me
I feel your pain.

 

[tunstall birdman]

I once heard that an 80's black singer once got a medical camera trapped up his arse. Colon Abrahams. lol

 

[becs]

The big question is, did you, like me, feel like you'd emptied your guts when they removed the camera?

Yes!

They left the camera on and he paused as he took it out so my arsehole was magnified on the screen in front of me. I remember laying there thinking I wonder how the SMB would react if I posted that picture on there

 

[Deleted member 2014]

Yes!

They left the camera on and he paused as he took it out so my arsehole was magnified on the screen in front of me. I remember laying there thinking I wonder how the SMB would react if I posted that picture on there

I was gutted on my last one, they gave me Fentanyl but that was shit compared to the pethadine and morphine concoction I'd had years before - there was no Trainspotting floating on the ceiling, it was just blah and the consultant was cold as fuck.

 

[look out piano]

That time I was like "whoa man, this stuff is the f***ing shit" and then zonked out. The last time he had me watching the camera and I was whinging on about stuff hurting (whilst biting down on the gas and air nozzle thingy making weird noises).

I once heard that an 80's black singer once got a medical camera trapped up his arse. Colon Abrahams. lol

You ever had a camera up your arse fella or just smoke blown up it ?

 

[FootballFan]

Not had one, but had a camera stuffed down my gob to go down into my stomach, can hardly be worse than that.

A camera up the bum seems much less hassle.

 

[look out piano]

Not had one, but had a camera stuffed down my gob to go down into my stomach, can hardly be worse than that.

A camera up the bum seems much less hassle.

Don't fancy the throat one, I gag if a bloody toothbrush hair comes loose in my mouth man .

 

[tunstall birdman]

You ever had a camera up your arse fella or just smoke blown up it ?

Never had now't up my arse, even smoke, but I have had a camera down my throat.

 

[look out piano]

Never had now't up my arse, even smoke, but I have had a camera down my throat.

Nightmare - hope everything was okay xx

 

[Deleted member 2014]

That time I was like "whoa man, this stuff is the f***ing shit" and then zonked out. The last time he had me watching the camera and I was whinging on about stuff hurting (whilst biting down on the gas and air nozzle thingy making weird noises).


You ever had a camera up your arse fella or just smoke blown ?

The stuff they gave me was rubbish.
I didn't get high, but the tea and biscuits were canny.
I was the first one in, and afterwards I spent the rest of the day and night farting for England.

The only time I felt drowsy was hours after the colonoscopy.

My doc also had his finger up my hoop testing for an enlarged prostate.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Nightmare - hope everything was okay xx

It was this. Went for the throat spray rather than getting knocked out. It's bad to think you are brave as fuck, lesson learned.

 

[look out piano]

The stuff they gave me was rubbish.
I didn't get high, but the tea and biscuits were canny.
I was the first one in, and afterwards I spent the rest of the day and night farting for England.

The only time I felt drowsy was hours after the colonoscopy.

My doc also had his finger up my hoop testing for an enlarged prostate.

Aye I had a doctor ramming a few fingers in there on a few separate occasions, it was a tad uncomfortable tbf. I hope everything came back okay for you fella xx

It was this. Went for the throat spray rather than getting knocked out. It's bad to think you are brave as fuck, lesson learned.

I'd want to be semi comatose, fuck trying to be brave .

 

[FootballFan]

I did have a female doctor sticking her finger up my bum, that was embarrassing for both of us I think.

 

[tunstall birdman]

I'd want to be semi comatose, fuck trying to be brave .

I wondered why the nurse was standing at the bottom of the bed? Then I found out. To hold my feet from kicking all owa, while I was convulsing and gagging like fuck.

 

[Deleted member 2014]

Aye I had a doctor ramming a few fingers in there on a few separate occasions, it was a tad uncomfortable tbf. I hope everything came back okay for you fella xx

It was done years ago in 2009 and the prostate was done a couple of years ago.
All fine for now thanks LOP x
It's not great but it's for our own good that these examinations are done.