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Club shop burgled again. ffs


Pretty easy when they only dress in XXXXL away tops
Saw some jabba the hutt cosplay mag in what looked like the biggest mag shirt ever... this thing needed it's own sweat shop to turn it out... the mags must have been 5ft 9 and about 29 Stone the shirt when down to its cankles...
 
Let’s hope there is the same urgency to bang him up as quickly as with others recently.
Probably be punished with a free supermarket sweep at a Tesco express because of drug addiction or something
 
Why the hell they haven't got shutters is beyond me. All the scratters have to do right now is chuck a brick through the glass.
In a previous life, I managed a shop in the USA which had bullet proof glass windows installed. I thought they were an unnecessary expense until one New Years Eve a couple of bright lads tried to throw a concrete bus bench through them.
It bounced off and hit one of them in the leg, breaking it. Karma, eh?
I'm sure there's some sort of toughened safety glass the club shop could use?
 
In a previous life, I managed a shop in the USA which had bullet proof glass windows installed. I thought they were an unnecessary expense until one New Years Eve a couple of bright lads tried to throw a concrete bus bench through them.
It bounced off and hit one of them in the leg, breaking it. Karma, eh?
I'm sure there's some sort of toughened safety glass the club shop could use?
that would be spot on, but cost the about the same as a striker so that won't happen :D
 
Why hasn't it got shutters? They need to install some or this will keep happening as there's no one around that area on a night time
 
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