Clipper lighters

[The Fitter]

Don't put them up your nose when pissed, because a naked flame up there can really do some damage.

All I can smell is burnt meat.

 

[Frijj]

Least you haven’t got any brains to have burnt out!

 

[Bishop Mackem]

mine will have been pinched by someone before i got chance to put it any where near my nose

sick of buying new lighters

 

[Tomma]

I’d argue that it’s more rational to put one up your nose when pissed than sober

 

[The Fitter]

Least you haven’t got any brains to have burnt out!

I'm usually quite bright, & only wanted to scratch my nose but slipped.

 

[Ludwig]

I'm usually quite bright, & only wanted to scratch my nose but slipped.

Same type of issue that bloke had with the nozzle of his vacuum cleaner, apparently he slipped and fell on it.. , well that’s what he told them in the A & E dept !

 

[muggboots]

I'm singeing in the brain
Just singeing in the brain
What a warm toasty feeling
I maybe insane

 

[Typhoonftm]

good way to get rid of pesky nasal hairs.