Classic playground chants.
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Proffesor H Plum
Midfield
We break up we break up we don't care if the school blows up ,........................
mini-x2
Striker
We did that at our primary school but it was 'Japs and Brits'Who wants to play Japs and Commandos...while walking round arms around each others shoulders
Or on school trips 'Oh the driver's got a lovely pair of legs'
Space Hopper
Winger
Yum, yum, bubble gum, stick it up your mother's bum.
When it sticks, pull her tits, then you'll get your Weetabix.
When it sticks, pull her tits, then you'll get your Weetabix.
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, put the teachers on the top, put the school right in the middle and burn he feckin lot.
Nee more English, nee more French, nee more sitting on the owld wooden bench.
Nee more English, nee more French, nee more sitting on the owld wooden bench.
Michael Acky had a cacky on his mother's knee
His mother said you dirty boy you'll have it for your tea
Looking back that's not strictly a classic playground chant but we used to say it at our school
ajsafc
Striker
HesThereLad
Full Back
One particularly odious little bellend used to go round the yard offering his hand out saying ‘meet your da, smell your ma’
Most of our chants would lead to a ban on here for racism.
Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan
Winger
Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner, chocolate's made.
Freddie the Greek
Striker
"Barney, Barney"
SteveB
Striker
Class that.Who wants to play Japs and Commandos...while walking round arms around each others shoulders
There never was time for the game was there
Kent_Mackem
Striker
Auntie Mary
Had a canary
Up her trouser leg.....
I was singing that one out loud as I walked out the boys' bogs and the teacher said "Yes thank you, we've all heard that one"
Didn't even get to the chorus!
Had a canary
Up her trouser leg.....
I was singing that one out loud as I walked out the boys' bogs and the teacher said "Yes thank you, we've all heard that one"
Didn't even get to the chorus!
