Car most likely to be driven by a tosser

[TK-421]

Those Range Rovers that some tit has decided to spray matte black and now looks like a toy car.

 

[Deleted member 27897]

Anything that has a spoiler on the back of it.

 

[Boris Bear]

Audi and BMW drivers are the worst on the road by some distance

The Audi drivers are some distance behind in fact

 

[Alan BStard]

Any motor with green Monster decals

 

[Tees Exile]

Range Rover, Juke, any Audi.


They're not cheap we looked at one a few months ago and it was about 32k

 

[Cockney Mackem]

vaxhaul drivers are always angry for some reason...

Driving a car as shit as a Vauxhall would make anyone angry

 

[Deleted member 36123]

Mine pesky four ringed thing

 

[bu-bu-buchanon]

The Audi drivers are some distance behind in fact

Possibly. There's more of them though, seemingly.

 

[Deleted member 36123]

I drive an Audi and cringe at these threads...
I'm courteous to other drivers and try to be nice.....so don't tar us all with the same brush you fuckers....

vaxhaul drivers are always angry for some reason...

I had a vectra for ages...now an Audi. Does that make me an angry tosser?

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

Vauxhall Insignia - driven by third-rate salesmen with a chip on their shoulder.

Do better you twat and they'll upgrade you to a Mondeo.

 

[mcq10]

The people of tyne and wear are generally toasters on the road I find.

The A19 is hell personified

 

[The Sinful Dwarf]

Mine.

 

[Arcane Jesh]

I find a new Mini is always an indicator of a female mentalist.

Always menopausal middle aged women with zany glasses and spiky hair.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

The people of tyne and wear are generally toasters on the road I find.

The A19 is hell personified

You'd think they'd be better bread

 

[mcq10]

You'd think they'd be better bread

Damn auto type

 

[Scimmy]

MGB GT. Especially if the driver is wearing a World War 2 leather flying helmet and puffing on a pipe.

I drive an Audi and cringe at these threads...
I'm courteous to other drivers and try to be nice.....so don't tar us all with the same brush you fuckers....

vaxhaul drivers are always angry for some reason...

'cos they aren't driving the equivalent Ford. I should know.

 

[Helmerroids]

As somebody who spends most of his life on the roads, I can assure you the correct answer is BMW 5 series. 3 series don't seem too bad and 7 series drivers are OK but 5 series drivers are, in the main, utter and complete bellends.

 

[Scimmy]

As somebody who spends most of his life on the roads, I can assure you the correct answer is BMW 5 series. 3 series don't seem too bad and 7 series drivers are OK but 5 series drivers are, in the main, utter and complete bellends.

They are in a hurry! Places to go, people to meet, deals to do, images to preserve. Time is money, bro! I have targets to meet, salesmen to manage, senior account managers to get on message etc etc blah blah....

not to mention getting to the gym and finding the prime parking spots.........

 

[wash]

Those 'sporty' Land-rovers with the squashed roof

Usually driven by posh bald men

You've seen me I take it

 

[nelford_safc]

Fiat 500 is usually a young tart with the bank of daddy.