Calling tree fellers ! Update.

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This seemed to take a while to sort out. She should have got some of the scavengers from the beach with chain saws to take it for firewood.

Perhaps that is what happened and they just told her they were from Network Rail?
 


I can’t believe @Space Hopper hasn’t been all over this thread mind.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are starting their new jobs as lumberjacks. Each are given a chainsaw and are told to record how many trees they cut down each day.

At the end of the first day, the Englishman and Scotsman cut down 60 but the Irishman was way behind on 10. Their boss thought he would give the Irishman another chance so the three men went to work the next day. Yet again, at the end of the day, the Englishman and Scotsman cut down 60 but the Irishman was still on 10.

This prompted the boss to approach the Irishman and demand why he was lagging behind. The Irishman replied, 'Sorry sir, but I can't cut down more than 10 trees a day with this saw.' So the boss took the chainsaw to see if there was anything wrong with it. As soon as he pulled the cord the Irishman jumped with fright and exclaimed, 'What the feck is that noise?!'


Two Irish fellas, Paddy and Murphy are looking for a job

They are walking down the road when they see a sign saying "Tree fellers wanted - apply within"

Murphy says "Hey would you look at that for bad luck now Paddy, it says they’re looking for tree fellers and wouldn’t you know there’s just the two of us".
 
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