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Can I burn out the annoying little spuggies near a gutter? Or is poison easier? Rats with wings etc. etc they're probably mooching through my stash of 70s playboy in the loft the dirty buggers.
Bird nest under roof tile
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Barnacle Boy
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Fire is the best bet mate. That or smear eagle shit around it.
Just let them fledge and fill the space with llama poo after.
dom
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Careful if you burn them out.
I did that once and it turned out to be a Phoenix.
It was mighty miffed when it rose from the ashes!
Deleted User 11453
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Ta lads I will send the Mrs up a height.
Billy Fish
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Tell them to go and play with that nice friendly sparrowhawk
Deleted User 11453
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There are plenty of buzzards around here so I will pray for a bird of prey to visit.
dom
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What a nun?
Vinny the Mackem
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Shoot them all and blame Vinnie Jones.
Then burn your house down and move to Belgium.
Then burn your house down and move to Belgium.
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