Bionic arselegs! What a wonderful time to be alive.

[Al]

Arselegs

 

[The Truth]

How long until someone kicked it from under him on a metro platform...

 

[Cow]

What if you just want to sit on a normal chair or wall, it’s going to be a right fuck on taking them off...I’m out.

 

[Some Random Guy]

f***ing hell man.

 

[Keawyeds]

Arselegs

I guarantee if I tried that I'd stab myself in the back of the shins and probably never walk again

 

[Kevsgreat]

Seen something like that where a bloke in a factory was walking between different pieces of machinery at various stages of completion, sitting down and working on stuff. Can see the advantages there. Not sure it's as useful for going to the shops.

 

[ajthemackem]

Obesity crisis? What obesity crisis?

 

[bobster999]

I prefer Karl Pilkingtons Pilko Pants

 

[Cockney Mackem]

The main problem is the risk of them being stolen by a penguin disguised as a chicken who wants to pull off a jewel heist

 

[Cow]

Just had a thought, if they made this with a toilet facility attached to it so you could have a crap wherever you wanted then I’d be back in.

 

[Baconballs]

Arselegs

I like the name....ARSELEGS.....I’m in!

 

[Rubberglove]

Inspector Gadget had these in the 80’s iirc

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

Just had a thought, if they made this with a toilet facility attached to it so you could have a crap wherever you wanted then I’d be back in.

you need to upgrade to the Arselegs Pro for that functionality

 

[Baconballs]

you need to upgrade to the Arselegs Pro for that functionality

With the ARSELEGS Pro ,do you get an accompanying video and if you buy it now you get a second one completely free.

 

[jaxaxe]

How long until someone kicked it from under him on a metro platform...

"He had his arselegs kicked from under him".

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Douglas Bader may have found a use for them.

 

[citybythesea]

Arselegs

First world problems ffs!

 

[Helmerroids]

Would look reet smart with a pair of geordie jeans

 

[bobster999]

Would look reet smart with a pair of geordie jeans

bob mortimers class. you can tell who wrote most of the stuff between him and vic reeves

 

[a1970man]

Bob Mortimer also was brought in to write Swiss Toni's lines for the fast show.