*********Big Jeff’s Official weekend weather forecast*********

[Big Jeff]

Saturday

There are weather warnings in place for our area for Saturday. Including a RED WARNING for high winds for coastal areas.

It will be very cold. Very windy - north westerly winds - Gale or stronger - and the risk of rain falling as sleet or snow. Blizzard like conditions possible if you live in high exposed areas.

Sunday

A much better day. Winds ease. There is still chance of a shower and still cold.


SEA conditions are expected to be rough so care should be taken around beaches and piers.

@PeteFTM

 

[Jasper]

Feels like when MeteoGroup took over from the Met Office.

 

[PeteFTM]

Sounds rough on saturday. Will cancel my paracute sprint resistance training and stay inside.

Probably watch I’m a Celebrity with a hot cup of tea and the radiators on. Hopefully after we beat the boat botherers.

 

[zwartekat]

I still think he just takes it from the BBC.

 

[West_Winger]

I still think he just takes it from the BBC.

Jesus Christ, phrasing!

 

[Raker]

What a thread man! Have a belter weekend Jeff lad.

 

[Big Jeff]

Feels like when MeteoGroup took over from the Met Office.

Great bunch of lads the Meteo lads

mind …… not as great as Lucy Verasamy

 

[Hettonlass]

Will it be ok to go dogging in it?

 

[Big Jeff]

I still think he just takes it from the BBC.

The BBC are always nicking my forecasts. That Nick Miller is always ringing me.

there’s me phone going its Kat off Look North ……gotta go

 

[Hettonlass]

The BBC are always nicking my forecasts. That Nick Miller is always ringing me.

there’s me phone going its Kat off Look North ……gotta go

Kat, thought she was in Eastenders

I see you took the easy weatherman name and not Tomasz Schafernaker

 

[Big Jeff]

She just shouts a lot. I’ve seen her in theatre and she is just like she is in Eastenders.

I suspect she is not acting and behaves like that when she is ordering a festive bake in Gregg’s

 

[wisemensaysteve]

Will it be ok to go dogging in it?

Forecast for strong winds in back passages.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Not sure my wobbly fence will stand up to this imminent threat.

Edit. I regret cutting all that Ivy off it last year.

 

[Big Jeff]

Wind just starting to pick up.

 

[Hettonlass]

Sunny blue skies but very windy and freezing

 

[Big Jeff]

Not a night for standing outside a Morris marina with your engorged member hanging out.

Frostbite

 

[PeteFTM]

Not a night for standing outside a Morris marina with your engorged member hanging out.

Frostbite

Not very flattering weather conditions either. Feels like -3 degrees and -3 inches.

 

[archiesdad]

Chose an ideal weekend for a wander up cross fell!

 

[Big Jeff]

Chose an ideal weekend for a wander up cross fell!

I might think twice about that

 

[archiesdad]

I might think twice about that

I'll wear my thicker vest