Benidorm

[KingOfSeaburn]

tried the search function but just 300 threads of “match on in Benidorm?”

Never been and I ’m off on a stag there next week and I’ve done zero organising

We are all inclusive and suspect will do the usual beers by the pool and strip at night

Any advice on decent restaurants for a long lunch?

Any other tips gratefully received

 

[heroesof73]

Mods can you make this a sticky Vicky

 

[KeefBeer]

Benidorm
Hate the place.
Except when I'm there with the end of season Rugby trip or stag.
Foreign Gay bloke wrote his mobile number on my arm once!!
Not interested but it was nice to be liked

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

You don’t plan where to eat on a stag do surely

 

[Kevj]

You don’t plan where to eat on a stag do surely

Stag do itinerary;

Arrive at airport
Photo of pint on FB
Etc.
Etc.
Get hena tattoo of gay bloke’s phone number.
Have a lovely meal.


Can’t imagine that’s much spontaneous fun.

 

[Forrest Gump]

Stag do itinerary;

Arrive at airport
Airport lounge
Etc.
Etc.
Still at the airport lounge
Flight cancelled

TBC

Tidied

 

[KingOfSeaburn]

You don’t plan where to eat on a stag do surely

I’ve organised fuck all else so a big lunch as the starting off point I thought it might be nice to find somewhere half decent!

I’d be just as keen to hear about the worst places to go a few hours later

 

[Gala]

There was a good Indian in the old town years ago, dinnar if it’s still there. Downside is the owner is a mag.

 

[squashjoe]

All inclusive and you want ideas for a lunch, have a burger with a beer round the pool

 

[Gala]

ANA’s.

 

[praha12]

Black chicken

 

[KingOfSeaburn]

All inclusive and you want ideas for a lunch, have a burger with a beer round the pool

Just wanted a few options, can’t see 18 people being content with the same thing 3 days in a row. Personally I can’t wait to sit around doing nothing other than that but there’s a few hipsters and snobs in the mix

 

[Barboza dh9]

ANA’s.

You got a season ticket in there

Black chicken

Shite

 

[muggboots]

You don’t plan where to eat on a stag do surely

Tidied.

 

[Rubberglove]

tried the search function but just 30

We are all inclusive and suspect will do the usual beers by the pool and strip at night

Any advice on decent restaurants for a long lunch?

Any other tips gratefully received

Kinky bastard

 

[Motor City Cobra]

What the fuck is a ‘long lunch ‘

 

[the boot]

That’s bricklayers for ya.

 

[the veteran]

tried the search function but just 300 threads of “match on in Benidorm?”

Never been and I ’m off on a stag there next week and I’ve done zero organising

We are all inclusive and suspect will do the usual beers by the pool and strip at night

Any advice on decent restaurants for a long lunch?

Any other tips gratefully received

Dropped a bollock going AI it's cheap as chips and their is bars to get around through the day..

 

[robbied1]

I hope they do another series in a few years time

 

[The Exile]

Scrattergeddon. Empty, soulless enforced fun.

Enjoy yourself.