Ben Stokes is definitely English, right?

Born in NZ, came to Cumbria when his dad got a Rugby League job, and think he's been here ever since. His parents moved back to NZ, but I think he considers himself English with a NZ heritage (he's got a NZ tribal tattoo)
 


smoker said:
Just point out they have Labuschagne (born SA), Khawajah (born Pakistan) and Renshaw (England) so are hypocritical *****.

Ultimately they are all British criminals and 'true Australians' are the black guys who invented boomerangs.
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Very good point, very well made! Aussies tend to be arrogant twats when they're winning, but they make the whinging Pom stereotype look like an eternal optimist when they're on the back foot
 
If the Aussies occasionally let a few immigrants in instead of putting them in internment camps on remote islands, perhaps they'd have a few more sportsmen to choose from. Then perhaps they wouldn't be so worried about their cricket side being a one-man team, their rugby team being our bitches for the past four years and their football team being forty places below ours in the world rankings
 

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