It’s fking great, best thing that ever happened to me and it just gets better, well for me it has anyway.
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Mines 4 & owa lass still has a panic over every minor thing wanting to go to the hospital constantly. Im like kids get ill & have bumps, stop worrying
Early days / weeks / months are awful. Ignore the twats who say 'ohmygod its amazing being a father, I feel complete as a man....etc' It's f***ing awful, hard work and we need to be honest with each other. You also have to support your missus who is equally as tired but has a bust fanny.
You get nothing back from the little shit pumping screaming sleep depraving nowt. Like a really demanding house plant.
THEN
ONE DAY
It smiles.
It sleeps for 6 hours solid
It says 'duh'
Your missus returns to (relative) normality
Then its amazing being a father, you feel complete as a man....
Longy top tip - don’t call your baby a potatoThought I’d bump this now and give an update.
May well encourage any younger posters in a similar scenario to have a look and I’m all about support (what’s prompted this is one of the lads I know has just told me he’s about to be a father at 24)
Anyways… what I’ve learned.
1. Not everything is the end of the world even though you think it might be at the time.
2. You are never as tired as your partner, no matter how much it might feel that way, never voice this concern.
3. Bodily expulsions are easily dealt with. I feel I’ve become pretty immune to each one now.
4. Don’t wish away the ‘lack of sleep, he’s a potato’ phase. That phase is epic..
He’s now 1 and a bit and wants into everything despite the fact it might kill him. Get as much exercise as you can during the former, because your cardio output is about to go through the roof![]()
Longy top tip - don’t call your baby a potato
Unless he actually looks like a potato, then I think it’s fair.Longy top tip - don’t call your baby a potato
Unless he actually looks like a potato, then I think it’s fair.
You sucked the snots out of his nose yet? That was my favourite job.
It’s a piece of piss when they’re a potato
It’s when they start trying to kill themselves daily is the real fun
No, one of these where you actually suck it through a tube. Worked a treat.
No, one of these where you actually suck it through a tube. Worked a treat.
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This is me all over, our lass is the sensible one. He's 8 now and I was just about getting over it, but got another one due in September now.Mines 4 & owa lass still has a panic over every minor thing wanting to go to the hospital constantly. Im like kids get ill & have bumps, stop worrying
Got my invite to me lad's wedding today. Time flies.
Enjoy
Got one who is 20, and never had a crossed word. Grounded, caring and knows empathy.
14 year old is a pain in the f***ing arse. Makes you wish you asked for a blow job instead that night. Should hoy her in the loft and feed fish heads.
Got it me marraThe ‘Hugo’?