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One of the downsides of a good slurp, can't eat and can't stop farting
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Ducks can't handle drink ... FACT!One of the downsides of a good slurp, can't eat and can't stop farting
Been like that for years. Even worse when you're away with the lads on a three day bender. By day 3 I'm so bloated I look about 6 months pregnant .One of the downsides of a good slurp, can't eat and can't stop farting
Been like that for years. Even worse when you're away with the lads on a three day bender. By day 3 I'm so bloated I look about 6 months pregnant .
Same mate had a curry at 4 this morning, atomic farts all over the placeCombined with a good curry last night and I'm resigned to being perilously close to shiteing myself all day.
Amazing how half a shandy affects some folk.
Can't f***ing eat!One of the downsides of a good slurp, can't eat and can't stop farting
And post it !Can't f***ing eat!
I can't stop eating the day after a good session. I crave absolute shit!
Have a big shit, hope this helpsOne of the downsides of a good slurp, can't eat and can't stop farting
The ale bloats me like. Especially darker stuff.Sounds like you're a lager drinker?
Lagers the worst but any alcohol fucks my stomach.Sounds like you're a lager drinker?
Spoken like an experienced spunk guzzlerIt'll be off all the spunk swallowed