Australia doesn't exist

[AlpineExile]

Can you confirm that New Zealand is real?

You actually think this is real? Seriously?

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[Barnacle Boy]

was talking to me son in Brisbane this morning ffs he's been an actor all along.i'm blowing his half of the inheritance on cars,drink and little spinners starting tomorrow

Can I help you marra?
I have a safe house to take our little spinners with loads of booze

 

[RossTheNinja]

I've seen Neighbours and there's absolutely no chance those people were actors.

 

[RichD]

we all know kangaroos are evil...

 

[waddy999]

Strewth = It's the truth......crikey, this might not be as shonky as it sounds, feel a bit crook now.

 

[shogun1904]

He has been watching too much Westworld.

 

[Slippery Jim]

f***ing hell, where was I living for a year!?

An island close nearby or South America.

Didn't you fuckin read it?

 

[PTR]

Sounds like something Trump would say.

 

[dangermows]

An island close nearby or South America.

Didn't you fuckin read it?

That doesn't exist either I heard.

 

[osamabingeordie]

Strewth = It's the truth......crikey, this might not be as shonky as it sounds, feel a bit crook now.

You sound like an alcoholic with mental health problems...

Sounds like something Trump would say.

Didn't the OP get it off a Trump tweet?

 

[Billy Rocket]

The fact that it's on the other side of the planet should have been a clue

 

[AlpineExile]

The fact that it's on the other side of the planet should have been a clue

... but none of the photos show them walking on their heads?


Indeed ...

 

[Thurston]

So, there's millions of actors pretending to be Australian?, right oh.

Yes. Like the Truman Show. Except with millions of people who are not really Australian instead of Jim Carrey.

I have no idea how to explain the aboriginals I saw when I visited this place yet, but I imagine it will all become clear.

The fact that it's on the other side of the planet should have been a clue

Exactly mate. The Earth is flat for a start iirc.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Yes. Like the Truman Show. Except with millions of people who are not really Australian instead of Jim Carrey.

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[peachy]

i must have three weeks leave owing if Australia isn't real.


Has heed the ball hacked giro's account?

 

[waddy999]

You sound like an alcoholic with mental health problems...



Didn't the OP get it off a Trump tweet?

Nearly right. I'm a psychotic vengeful psychopath...

 

[Wred]

So there was no jolly swagman camped by a billabong, I f*cking knew it, lying *****

 

[Parkmaverick]

So, there's millions of Australian's pretending to be Actors?, right oh.

Tidied

I've seen quite a few Australians pretending to be actors

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bugger beaten to it

 

[ivanthereasonable]

So there is actually nobody called Bruce ?

And what has happened to my sister ? Is the Matrix replying to my letters to her. Crikey, does anyone still write airmail letters these days ?

 

[Monument View]

So l have been to a place that doesn't exist
One heck of a journey to a non existent place
Must contact the airlines . I must be due a refund