Anyone know Paul?

[DurhamRedStripe]

To be fair, if he has no fixed address, where is he supposed to masturbate?

That was my point, it's just the same as me pulling it all over in my downstairs toilet.

 

[safc9450]

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We've all been there!

Sounds like a right wanker !

The NHS say that masturbating twice a week increases your life expectancy by 20%.

I've done the calculations and found out that I'm immortal.

Will we still be in League 1 in the next century ?

 

[BILLY BUS PASS]

I’m Paul

 

[errant]

I’m Paul

Bravo

 

[The King of Um]

To be fair, if he has no fixed address, where is he supposed to masturbate?

Disgraceful that Durham City Council haven't provided masturbatorium pods to address this issue.

 

[MattyM 09/109]

Poor bloke. 43 years old and that's his life and the best society can do is prosecute him and ban him from places. Must be drugs or illness.

 

[DurhamRedStripe]

Disgraceful that Durham City Council haven't provided masturbatorium pods to address this issue.

Bloody Labour!

 

[Keawyeds]

Poor bloke. 43 years old and that's his life and the best society can do is prosecute him and ban him from places. Must be drugs or illness.

Aside from force him to wear mittens, what would your solution be?

 

[MattyM 09/109]

Aside from force him to wear mittens, what would your solution be?

Diagnosis and treatment.

 

[Keawyeds]

Diagnosis and treatment.

As well as the mittens?

 

[safc9450]

I’m Paul

TOSSER !

 

[Twisted]

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We've all been there!

Maybe if there was somewhere to eat this sort of thing wouldn't be happen

 

[tooliohelmet]

Maybe if there was somewhere to eat this sort of thing wouldn't be happen

You eat and wank at the same time?

 

[Twisted]

You eat and wank at the same time?

Everyone knows food is just a replacement for sex