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Anyone know Paul?
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We've all been there!
Unbalanced Views
Striker
He’s bound to post on here
Space Hopper
Winger
The NHS say that masturbating twice a week increases your life expectancy by 20%.
I've done the calculations and found out that I'm immortal.
I've done the calculations and found out that I'm immortal.
look out piano
Striker
Me too fella, me too.
West_Winger
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The fact he’s only been banned from certain areas of Durham implies it’s acceptable to masturbate in public in the areas he hasn’t been banned from.
i was w......g over the price now makes sense
dcl0sc
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It was shiny, couldn't help myself.
He also is forbidden from wanking at the racecourse or in the River Wear as well.The fact he’s only been banned from certain areas of Durham implies it’s acceptable to masturbate in public in the areas he hasn’t been banned from.
You can just picture the magistrate's world weary face reading out those stipulations.
Freddie the Greek
Striker
It's not dominic's brother is it?
Keawyeds
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The fact he’s only been banned from certain areas of Durham implies it’s acceptable to masturbate in public in the areas he hasn’t been banned from.
Every cloud and all that
Genuinely laughing at that legal loophole you've pointed out.
He'll be pulling head off it outside County Hall this afternoon.
Excellent use of "swathe" by the way.
West_Winger
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Every cloud and all that
Genuinely laughing at that legal loophole you've pointed out.
He'll be pulling head off it outside County Hall this afternoon.
Excellent use of "swathe" by the way.
f***ing hell
Keawyeds
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Can’t be in possession of any open alcohol containers or gas canisters ? How about banning him from stroking his vexed owld fella in public ? That seems to be the real issue here !!!
oROSSo
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PhewThe fact he’s only been banned from certain areas of Durham implies it’s acceptable to masturbate in public in the areas he hasn’t been banned from.
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