Angry mum spits in the face of Xmas elf

[RestlessNatives]

Angry mum spits in face of Christmas elf

Funny and tragic at the same time. What chance does the kid have?

 

[jackynutmeg]

should have hit her back in elf defence

 

[Laeotaekhun]

Angry mum spits in face of Christmas elf

Funny and tragic at the same time. What chance does the kid have?

Before I read the article my immediate thought was Teesside.

 

[Space Hopper]

The elf should quit his job straight away. A rebel without a claus.

 

[Mainze]

Worked with a lad years ago when a lass spat in his face. He just chinned her. He wasn’t an Elf like....

 

[Rainhill]

Stockton. Say no more.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

should have hit her back in elf defence

He needs to get checked out for infectious transmitted diseases at the National Elf Service.

 

[Lewberry pie]

He needs to get checked out for infectious transmitted diseases at the National Elf Service.

Shite elffort, go and stand in the f***ing corner.

 

[Roadhouse]

Feel for the elf. Must be so belittling when someone does that to you in public.

 

[Brian Griffin]

Shopping Centre Manager called Karen Eve.

I'm so excited for Karen Day, myself.

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

The elf should quit his job straight away. A rebel without a claus.

terrible time to get a new job, could end up being left on the shelf

 

[Dogbark]

should have hit her back in elf defence

Someone's been opening the Christmas crackers early

 

[Botchie]

I worked in retail years ago. Christmas can unfortunately bring out the worst in people.

 

[vinegar hill]

It never ceases to amaze me in the modern world the lack of perspective people have when reacting to fairly mundane situations.

 

[What A Waster]

Straight on the naughty list for her.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

The victim now has low elf-esteem

 

[AlpineExile]

It's not just Santa's helpers having trouble on-Tees:

Father Christmas handed parking ticket

 

[lenshack]

I worked in retail years ago. Christmas can unfortunately bring out the worst in people.

Eh, Season of goodwill to all men !

Not sure about the women mind.

 

[ouro]

It never ceases to amaze me in the modern world the lack of perspective people have when reacting to fairly mundane situations.

I think that they are so used to taking the hump and kicking off on the internet that they don't understand that in the real world folk might get ticked off about it. Half of this board has little interaction with real people or else they would have had their teeth folded back long ago.

 

[tonyfromalnwick]

Never been to Stockton. Don't think I'll bother.