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An idea

rey mysterio said:
A black cat is immeasurably easier. In fact to keep the animal rights lot happy, we could just get two men in cat outfits to walk around the bitch to get everyone worked up pre-match
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Don’t be ridiculous. There’s always one that goes too far.
 

Grimes said:
Just googled it mate what a lovely little animal he is

I like reading about all the pigeons and dogs and horses who have war medals. Cher Ami being the famous pigeon who saved a load of blokes.
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My son is named Bobby after the mascot and when he was born my officer gave him a cuddly Bobby toy and a little book
 
Grimes said:
Was just watching a video of the eagle that palace used to have and it got me thinking could we buy a panther or something and have it walk round the pitch before KO?

Obviously we’d take good care of it and people doing stadium tours can feed it etc. It could also form a connection with the players maybe making them more inclined to stay. I know I’d do anything for my dog.

Just think it would be intimidating as owt especially if we move the away fans in the lower bowl. Could have it roaring like ferk at them and that.
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Mam, can we buy a panther for the match please?
 
Grimes said:
Was just watching a video of the eagle that palace used to have and it got me thinking could we buy a panther or something and have it walk round the pitch before KO?

Obviously we’d take good care of it and people doing stadium tours can feed it etc. It could also form a connection with the players maybe making them more inclined to stay. I know I’d do anything for my dog.

Just think it would be intimidating as owt especially if we move the away fans in the lower bowl. Could have it roaring like ferk at them and that.
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Excellent idea. The club could sell tickets for a bit of panther taming at half time. I’m sure that will be a money spinner.
They could always let it prowl round the ground to stop the early leavers.
 
Grimes said:
Was just watching a video of the eagle that palace used to have and it got me thinking could we buy a panther or something and have it walk round the pitch before KO?

Obviously we’d take good care of it and people doing stadium tours can feed it etc. It could also form a connection with the players maybe making them more inclined to stay. I know I’d do anything for my dog.

Just think it would be intimidating as owt especially if we move the away fans in the lower bowl. Could have it roaring like ferk at them and that.
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Do you work in marketing marra?







Don't.
 
rey mysterio said:
A black cat is immeasurably easier. In fact to keep the animal rights lot happy, we could just get two men in cat outfits to walk around the bitch to get everyone worked up pre-match
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Perhaps one could be a woman, perhaps call them...I don't know, errr..Samson and Delilah...
Just a thought
 
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