Alexandre Mendy (transfer rumour)

[BS1000]

Are we there yet?

 

[sarboas]

Are we there yet?

Said Mendy to the pilot

 

[Hetty]

Changed into Cessana 150m to land at Shotton Airfield?

 

[Banks]

We'll end up getting him Aug 31st, he will need a 3 to 4 week mini pre season to get up to speed, which will take us up to October.

At least we will have saved about £250k compared to getting him in July.

We won't.

Why would they sell Aug 31st?

If they don't want to sell now they won't Aug 31st. Wendy Mendy won't sign and we'll end up with unproven kids on loan.

 

[rubberface]

We all know this will be the rubbish crap that comes out
Best case is a Young forward who’s played next to no games towards end of window on loan
They don’t want to invest

It really is staggering beyond belief this striker malarky. Had since January really, knowing we need 1 or 2 as the ones we have are not ready or good enough...well, 18 months in reality.....all we can come up with is a 30yr old in the French 2nd division. Shocking all round.

 

[McGregor]

He's finally landed

 

[Geppetto]

Is it not a fake ? the red and white in the cockpit and the safc badge on the entry door give it away ?

It's the club's private plane. Badged up now.

 

[Yeltas]

Just placed a fiver that he’ll be on the bench on Sunday

 

[Geppetto]

Sightings confirmed in airport. Twitter ablaze with activity, Mendy is home trending on the platform.

 

[Binxy]

Is this a f***ing wind up?

 

[sunderpitt]

Is this a f***ing wind up?

I frigging hope not

 

[GBSAFC]

Is this a f***ing wind up?

Nah....

Can I interest you ( or anybody else) in some magic beans

 

[Drexl]

The #SummerOfMendy looks to be nearing an end.

 

[Geppetto]

Any truth in the rumour that he has a clause in his contract allowing him to be released temporarily so he can spend time on Love Island providing his application is accepted?

 

[GBSAFC]

Any truth in the rumour that he has a clause in his contract to be released temporarily so he can spend time on Love Island providing his application is accepted?

Ties in with what the herd heard

 

[Geppetto]

Ties in with what the herd heard

Ah shit, knew it would be right ffs. It was retweeted by Frank Bruno who as we all know is a Massive Lads Fan.

 

[Bears Beets]

Wee Phillie is in the arrivals hall on full alert

 

[Geppetto]

Wee Phillie is in the arrivals hall on full alert

Is he there yeah mate? Always goes the extra mile for us fans does wee Phillip.

 

[Drexl]

My pal is at the airport terminal and just text this:

“Lost luggage in transit, bitten by bug on last day and have a fever, said you’d pick me up you prick dont know a bloke called Mendy”

Big if true.

 

[GBSAFC]

Ah shit, knew it would be right ffs. It was retweeted by Frank Bruno who as we all know is a Massive Lads Fan.

Bruno is proper itk .... he was in the same team as Steve cram and Daley Thompson when the lads had proper athletes playing for us ....in the 80s ... for charity .. 1 time