Alexander - and others with the big "C" - Part 2

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alexander, "Right, let's move on, yeh. Riv sent me a PM to make sure I didn't take it the wrong way. I was a bit taken back by it earlier on but he's explained what he meant and all is well and jolly again, no harm done."

Yeah, well that was all bullshit just so people didn't think I was a heartless wanker ;)

Get a f***ing grip and keep posting, there's only me and you with owt decent to say :neutral:
 
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Boris Bear said:
Get yerself over to the foot in mouth thread Riv.

Alex knows we love him................mind, not in a pokey bum kind of way :eek:
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Aye, soz Riv. Wish ad just left it now.
 
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Riviera said:
alexander, "Right, let's move on, yeh. Riv sent me a PM to make sure I didn't take it the wrong way. I was a bit taken back by it earlier on but he's explained what he meant and all is well and jolly again, no harm done."

Yeah, well that was all bullshit just so people didn't think I was a heartless wanker ;)

Get a f***ing grip and keep posting, there's only me and you with owt decent to say :neutral:
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Big heed.
 
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alexander said:
Right, let's move on, yeh. Riv sent me a PM to make sure I didn't take it the wrong way. I was a bit taken back by it earlier on but he's explained what he meant and all is well and jolly again, no harm done.



I would like to nominate post #116 in the Role Play thread in Parsnip as Post of the Year, please. :lol:
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Just how many nominations do you want :roll:

:lol:
 
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Kehtcuf Geimpas said:
Come on Alex chin up, not having a good time myself at the moment, you knar! despite the medication still got pain in my rectum (Lung, no pain !) at least 4 times a hour its like having barbed wire pulled through your arse for a couple of minutes, start my chemo tomorrow, 3 days a week every 2 weeks for 3 months??? some shit being pumped into me there, looks like I will be losing my still good crop of hair.:-(
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alex will be thrapping on out to that you know ;)

keep the brave fight lads,,it can be beaten
 
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Got the reults of my pet scan the other day, no other major organs affected, just my tonsil however they did discover a hot spot in my anus. The consultant wanted to examine it there and then, KY jelly, glove and in he went. I kept thinking of Straw Dogs, Deliverance and Shawshank redemption. Unsuprisingly I didnt get stiff.

He has now made an appointment for a specialist to have a look, I asked what that entailed and he said more anal probing and a telescope!!! Lots of jokes about Uranus went through my head.

The funny thing is I feel fine, apart from a slight swelling on my throat no other symptoms, if they told me they had mis-diagnosed me I wouldnt be shocked
 
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Wayne The Punk said:
Got the reults of my pet scan the other day, no other major organs affected, just my tonsil however they did discover a hot spot in my anus. The consultant wanted to examine it there and then, KY jelly, glove and in he went. I kept thinking of Straw Dogs, Deliverance and Shawshank redemption. Unsuprisingly I didnt get stiff.

He has now made an appointment for a specialist to have a look, I asked what that entailed and he said more anal probing and a telescope!!! Lots of jokes about Uranus went through my head.

The funny thing is I feel fine, apart from a slight swelling on my throat no other symptoms, if they told me they had mis-diagnosed me I wouldnt be shocked
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that`ll be were he probed a bit too far then? :lol:so whats next then a tonsillectomy or radio/chemo?
 
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yorkyexile said:
that`ll be were he probed a bit too far then? :lol:so whats next then a tonsillectomy or radio/chemo?
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Radio and Chemo, daily radiation for 7 weeks and 3 doses of Chemo, I may like it, actually next is to get a gastric tube fitted as I may not be able to eat during the treatment, Cider straight in it :lol:

So thats xmas off this year
 
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Wayne The Punk said:
Radio and Chemo, daily radiation for 7 weeks and 3 doses of Chemo, I may like it, actually next is to get a gastric tube fitted as I may not be able to eat during the treatment, Cider straight in it :lol:

So thats xmas off this year
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Good luck Wayne
 
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Just got back from my 1st chemo session, 6 hours 15 mins, now I have a 50 cl container of chemo on my side pumping it in till I get back to the hospital tomorrow,not as bad as I thought, I was in a day ward with 5 others, 3 Brits and 2 Spanish so we had a bit of craic going on, one lad been coming for 6 weeks and has had minimal side effects, still got his hair etc so I hope I will be the same.

Good Luck Wayne, hope that the "Hot Spot" in your arse is benign.
 
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Kehtcuf Geimpas said:
Just got back from my 1st chemo session, 6 hours 15 mins, now I have a 50 cl container of chemo on my side pumping it in till I get back to the hospital tomorrow,not as bad as I thought, I was in a day ward with 5 others, 3 Brits and 2 Spanish so we had a bit of craic going on, one lad been coming for 6 weeks and has had minimal side effects, still got his hair etc so I hope I will be the same.

Good Luck Wayne, hope that the "Hot Spot" in your arse is benign.
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Keep going Ketchup. You'll beat the fucker with us all behind you.

Not literally, Alex. Don't get too excited. ;)
 
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Wayne The Punk said:
Got the reults of my pet scan the other day, no other major organs affected, just my tonsil however they did discover a hot spot in my anus. The consultant wanted to examine it there and then, KY jelly, glove and in he went. I kept thinking of Straw Dogs, Deliverance and Shawshank redemption. Unsuprisingly I didnt get stiff.

He has now made an appointment for a specialist to have a look, I asked what that entailed and he said more anal probing and a telescope!!! Lots of jokes about Uranus went through my head.

The funny thing is I feel fine, apart from a slight swelling on my throat no other symptoms, if they told me they had mis-diagnosed me I wouldnt be shocked
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I think I'd probably have more than a lump in my throat if someone went roaming around with their hands and some KY jelly up my arse anarl mind.
 
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Flared Hicks said:
I think I'd probably have more than a lump in my throat if someone went roaming around with their hands and some KY jelly up my arse anarl mind.
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Ha'wey man Flicky we've all seen the size of yewa arse!! hands FFS!!...:roll: shovels mare like!



PS. Good luck lads.
 
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Kehtcuf Geimpas said:
Just got back from my 1st chemo session, 6 hours 15 mins, now I have a 50 cl container of chemo on my side pumping it in till I get back to the hospital tomorrow,not as bad as I thought, I was in a day ward with 5 others, 3 Brits and 2 Spanish so we had a bit of craic going on, one lad been coming for 6 weeks and has had minimal side effects, still got his hair etc so I hope I will be the same.

Good Luck Wayne, hope that the "Hot Spot" in your arse is benign.
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I am hoping to persuade my girlfriend to do the finger up the bum thing

Every cloud.......:lol::lol:
 
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Best of luck to all those with cancer, speaking personally, the chemo is horrible and wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy ( well I would actually ) and the taste it left in my mouth during those 6 months will live with me for the rest of my life!
I lived on Pepsi Max/ Diet coke and mints to Help mask the taste but didnt get rid of it!
Few days after my final chemo session, the taste started to go, it was heaven!
One by product was the steroids gave me man boobs and my weight went up to nearly 14 stone. But I was alive and every day you survice cancer, is a bonus !
I hated the chemo regime, and after the 3rd month, said I wanted no more! As I had been told a min of 3 months, may be more depending on the CT scan. I need 6 months worth in the end and I only completed the course as I was coerced into completing it by my Dr and her assistant, June ( who has since sadly passed away at no age after a long illness ) I use to refuse it, and in the end say it was my last one! I had no cause to be like that, I was alive and walked out of the day ward after being in there for 4 hours. There were people in there who looked like walking corpses who looked as though there next breath could be their last!

Hope it goes well for you all ! You can beat the fucker !
 
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Ena Sharples said:
Best of luck to all those with cancer, speaking personally, the chemo is horrible and wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy ( well I would actually ) and the taste it left in my mouth during those 6 months will live with me for the rest of my life!
I lived on Pepsi Max/ Diet coke and mints to Help mask the taste but didnt get rid of it!
Few days after my final chemo session, the taste started to go, it was heaven!
One by product was the steroids gave me man boobs and my weight went up to nearly 14 stone. But I was alive and every day you survice cancer, is a bonus !
I hated the chemo regime, and after the 3rd month, said I wanted no more! As I had been told a min of 3 months, may be more depending on the CT scan. I need 6 months worth in the end and I only completed the course as I was coerced into completing it by my Dr and her assistant, June ( who has since sadly passed away at no age after a long illness ) I use to refuse it, and in the end say it was my last one! I had no cause to be like that, I was alive and walked out of the day ward after being in there for 4 hours. There were people in there who looked like walking corpses who looked as though there next breath could be their last!

Hope it goes well for you all ! You can beat the fucker !
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Inspirational stuff mate..

aye KG and Alex keep ganning chaps and hope everything is going ok.
 
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Mr Redknapp said:
Inspirational stuff mate..

aye KG and Alex keep ganning chaps and hope everything is going ok.
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It's good to keep in touch through this supportive thread and ,once again, keep battling it lads and lasses. You are allowed to get pissed off and angry but I hope our genuine good wishes help in some way.;)
 
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