Add "ing" to a word to change a TV show or Film

[Ben Gardner]

Paper Mooning

During the Great Depression, a con man (Ryan O'Neil) finds himself saddled with a young girl (Tatum O'Neil) who may or may not be his daughter, and the two forge an unlikely partnership travelling from town-to-town baring their arses.

 

[HABA87]

Countdowning.

Something about Stewart Downing dressing as a vampire with Steve Guttenberg in a supporting role. Proper zany.

 

[Arkle]

Star Wars Episode VI: Returning of the Jedi

Getting increasingly pissed off with Luke Skywalker, Han Solo decides to take him back to Tattooine so he can attempt to get a refund.

 

[Charmless Man]

Harry Pottering

A young boy living in his Aunt and Uncle’s cupboard receives a letter offering him a place at Hogwarts. He declines the offer and opts to stay at home carrying out minor tasks in the garden.

 

[mickyw]

Pulping Fiction

Steve Guttenberg stars as a boxer who finds an unusual way to claw back his middleweight title......his only source of nutrition is smoothies made from books. Early reviews claim its a modern day classic.

 

[Arkle]

American History Xing

Steve Guttenberg stars as Lars Hinrichs in this story of the rise and spectacular fall of a German career-based social media platform as it expands beyond its means and battles with and ultimately falls to the US colossus LinkedIn.

 

[r@mside]

Skyfalling

Apocalyptic movie set in Luton, 2025. Muslim zombies are wiping out infidels across the land. Making his acting debut, co-producer Tommy Robinson is the last survivor in his home town. Armed with only wife beating skills, a knife and a loft full of shekels, will our hero survive this last stand?

 

[The Snockerty Friddle]

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Doh! Too slow

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Predatoring

Description - none given sorry, got a ban for suggesting to stamp on a pigeon so I better not

 

[Quench]

Loving Thy Neighbour

Watch fireworks fly when embittered xenophobe, My Boy Harry (played by Steve Guttenberg), returns home to find his long suffering wife, Harriet, in the arms of Mohammed his new next door neighbour.

 

[Arkle]

Jackie Browning

Something of an unexpected sidestep for Tarantino as he makes a documentary about the day to day life of the eponymous Vice President of Business and Architectural Development at American Cedar and Millwork, Baltimore, Maryland.

 

[Secret Visage]

Hosteling.

Glamourus teenagers get slain by Steve Guttenberg, while looking for cheap digs.

 

[Ben Gardner]

Escape Planing

When a structural-security authority (Sly Stallone) finds himself set up and incarcerated in the world's most secret and secure prison, he has to use his woodwork skills to escape with help from Steve Guttenberg.

 

[mickyw]

Xing-Men

A group of mutant feminists set about changing the world for women by killing off misogynist males

 

[The Exile]

The Shape Of Watering - a disgruntled gardener begins to practice selective irrigation to create swear words and crude representations of men making love to kangaroos on his rich boss' lawn.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Uncle Bucking

No explanation needed.

 

[tonyfromalnwick]

Fathering Ted.
Something about an Irish priest and a foul mouthed teddy bear.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

you've added 'ming' to pacific rim there mind. Stick to the rules.

Pacific Riming - Samuel Taylor Coleridge (Guttenberg) attempts a sequel to his Ancient Mariner poem, this time on a different ocean

 

[Ben Gardner]

F.I.S.T.ing

A rebellious Cleveland warehouse (Sly Stallone) worker rises through the ranks of a trucking industry union to become union president but his organised crime links & penchant for bizarre sexual practices (with Steve Guttenberg) cause his eventual downfall.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Titanicing. Nuff said.