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38-0 Game


NOBODY SAW THAT COMING
24 wins, 80 points, 2nd. Projected to finish 4th and here they are, top three. Nobody gave them a prayer. 94 goals. They didn't defend leads, they outscored the problem.

Rolls Royce of a player, Erling Haaland. Triffic.

Your XI
ST
Erling Haaland
MCI 2023
91
ST
Carlos Tevez
MCI 2009
88
LM
Sadio Mané
LIV 2017
89
CDM
Fabian Delph
AVL 2012
79
CM
Michael Carrick
MUN 2006
84
RM
Freddie Ljungberg
ARS 2005
89
LB
John Arne Riise
LIV 2004
85
CB
Sylvain Distin
MCI 2006
82
CB
Conor Coady
WOL 2018
79
RB
Titus Bramble
NEW 2002
77
GK
Thomas Myhre
CHA 2006
75

NOBODY SAW THAT COMING
24 wins, 80 points, 2nd. Projected to finish 4th and here they are, top three. Nobody gave them a prayer. 94 goals. They didn't defend leads, they outscored the problem.

Rolls Royce of a player, Erling Haaland. Triffic.
Your XI
STErling HaalandMCI 202391
STCarlos TevezMCI 200988
LMSadio ManéLIV 201789
CDMFabian DelphAVL 201279
CMMichael CarrickMUN 200684
RMFreddie LjungbergARS 200589
LBJohn Arne RiiseLIV 200485
CBSylvain DistinMCI 200682
CBConor CoadyWOL 201879
RBTitus BrambleNEW 200277
GKThomas MyhreCHA 200675

Tried to edit that o it's actually readable and I've somehow managed to make it worse :lol:
 
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Had a front three of Mo Salah, Kevin Phillips, and an ageing Steven Reid playing out of position at left wing. Reid was my top scorer on 23 goals and scored a hat trick against the mags. Not sure the simulation aspect is all that sophisticated like. :lol:
 
Can't see this posted elsewhere.

You have to draft a Premier League XI from random clubs and seasons. Build your team. Simulate the season.

I find it a better challenge if you hide the ratings.

Weirdly addictive this.

Eventually finished top. Astoundingly, my side involved 5 former SAFC players!

Danny Rose (LB)
Jonny Evans (CB)
Lee Cattermole (CM)
Stephane Sessegnon (LM)
Drybll (sp?) Cisse (ST)
 
Projected 4th, Finished 2nd on Normal mode says I overperformed :cool: , beat the mags 2-0 and 5-1:lol:

83 points, 25 wins, 8 draws, 5 losses, GF 82, GA 49.

My Team:-

GK Kasper Schmeichel - 85 Rating
RB Callum Patterson - 74
CB Robert Huth - 80
CB Marcus Senesi 81
LB Celestine Babayaro 81
CM Jordan Henderson 86
CM Mezut Ozil 89
CM Robbie Savage 81
RW Mohamed Salah 91
ST Paolo Di Canio 86
LW Willian 85
 
I’ve finished 1st twice and 2nd about 5 times, so decided to try a different angle.

No re-rolls, just pick the worst possible player from each spin.

I ended up with this team:
LW Neeskens Kebano FUL2022/23
ST Kevin Kyle SUN2001/02
RW Facundo Pellistri MUN2022/23
CM Sam Clucas SWA2017/18
CM Alejandro Faurlín QPR2014/15
CM Andranik Teymourian BOL2007/08
LB Dwight Tiendalli SWA2013/14
CB Nathaniel Phillips LIV2020/21
CB Azar Karadas POR2005/06
RB Todd Kane CHE2016/17
GK Runar Rúnarsson ARS2020/21

OVERALL 70
⚡Attack 67
🌀Midfield 72
🛡️Defence 72
🥅GK 70

Projected finish - 20th

Actual finish - 17th
8 W 15 D 15 L
39 points
Leading scorer - Kevin Kyle with 16 + 2
 
I’ve finished 1st twice and 2nd about 5 times, so decided to try a different angle.

No re-rolls, just pick the worst possible player from each spin.

I ended up with this team:
LW Neeskens Kebano FUL2022/23
ST Kevin Kyle SUN2001/02
RW Facundo Pellistri MUN2022/23
CM Sam Clucas SWA2017/18
CM Alejandro Faurlín QPR2014/15
CM Andranik Teymourian BOL2007/08
LB Dwight Tiendalli SWA2013/14
CB Nathaniel Phillips LIV2020/21
CB Azar Karadas POR2005/06
RB Todd Kane CHE2016/17
GK Runar Rúnarsson ARS2020/21

OVERALL 70
⚡Attack 67
🌀Midfield 72
🛡️Defence 72
🥅GK 70

Projected finish - 20th

Actual finish - 17th
8 W 15 D 15 L
39 points
Leading scorer - Kevin Kyle with 16 + 2
I did this yesterday, trying to beat Derby's 11 point record.

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Somehow finished 11th???
 
Going to play this a lot now. Went hard and about to simulate with Scott Carson in goal and Rudy Gestade as striker. Charlton 06/07 for keeper and Boro 16/17 for lone striker not great rolls...
 
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Didn't even get out the group hahaha

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Didn't even get out the group hahaha
It's a farce this one.

Failed to get out of group with this, and got hammered by Algeria

1Given🇮🇪 IRL20022
Gerets🇧🇪 BEL1986
15Ramos🇪🇸 ESP20104
Senderos🇨🇭 SUI2006
6Heinze🇦🇷 ARG20067
De Bruyne🇧🇪 BEL20188
Matthäus🇩🇪 GER199819
Yaya Touré🇨🇮 CIV201010
Messi🇦🇷 ARG202220
Owen🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ENG1998
10Mbappé🇫🇷 FRA2018
 
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Didn't even get out the group hahaha


It's a farce this one.

Failed to get out of group with this, and got hammered by Algeria

1Given🇮🇪 IRL20022
Gerets🇧🇪 BEL1986
15Ramos🇪🇸 ESP20104
Senderos🇨🇭 SUI2006
6Heinze🇦🇷 ARG20067
De Bruyne🇧🇪 BEL20188
Matthäus🇩🇪 GER199819
Yaya Touré🇨🇮 CIV201010
Messi🇦🇷 ARG202220
Owen🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ENG1998
10Mbappé🇫🇷 FRA2018
Have you tried 4-2-4 formation? Only one that worked for me
 
Most of you lot lucked out with your player selections. I went on hard mode on had to pick 2 Wigan players, a QPR player, a Wolves player and a Sunderland player :lol: I got Liverpool13/14 and it was my last pick so I had to play Sterling out of position.

Very fun though.

 
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