2ND ASHES TEST: LORDS

[Steak Pie]

C'MON

I actually don't mind David Warner, it's that cunt Steve Smith who really makes my skin crawl

Careful now, the Aussies will be calling you.

 

[Jack Torrance]

What a talent he is mind

 

[Hot Since 82]

Get the fuck out of here

 

[sedling]

Ha’way Jofra lad, worth the admission just to see him..

 

[Chappers]

Watch this fucker bat to the end

 

[Mr Redknapp]

Know Jofra is good but Khawaja is distinctly average.

 

[TopCat]

Crocodile tears

100% - he only did it because of the media pressure following Bancroft and Smith's Press Cryferences. He initially released some blasé statement on instagram

 

[HeroHurley]

What time is tea? 4.40? Would be in a hell of a position if we can have them 2 or 3 down at that stage.

Or maybe even 3 or 4!!

How the fuck do you not know if you hit it?

 

[Jap Stammer]

WTF is he asking his mate about?

You know if you've hit it, and once the finger goes up, there's no way a review will reprieve you.

 

[Scotty 1978]

Wees this Kernt

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Got to put this lad under pressure from the off. Bouncer first up please.

 

[Brett]

Bet he is thrilled to be facing Archer with a new ball

 

[TopCat]

Know Jofra is good but Khawaja is distinctly average.

Amazes me how he gets a game for Australia - says a lot about the quality of Australian batting these days

 

[Jack Torrance]

Amazes me how he gets a game for Australia - says a lot about the quality of Australian batting these days

He averages 40+

 

[ozcat]

Know Jofra is good but Khawaja is distinctly average.

Not good enough, never has been, he’s not a Test batsman.

Australia in all sorts here. Very weak without Smith and Archer is a handful.

 

[BIG BAZ]

f***ing hell

 

[SAFC11]

f***ing hell!

 

[sedling]

Bloody hell

 

[Brett]

Wow I felt that

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Ashes cricket at its best here. Great bowling.